Intimacy: The struggle is real - FML

The struggle is real

By Sally - 26/12/2011 11:48 - Australia

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Today, my friend told me how depressing it is that she hasn't had sex in two weeks. I haven't had sex in 3 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/05/2009 15:07 - United States

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Today, I was giving my friend sex advice when she asked me when was the last time for me. Not only did I lie but I realized that it was in November and the time before that was June. I have had sex less times this year than she has this week. FML

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By ugh - 24/05/2015 19:53 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I realized that my relationship has hit a new low when I made an appointment with my girlfriend to have sex. I have a two week wait. FML

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By LoveLost - 09/07/2016 02:57

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Today, my husband finally broke our two-month dry spell. I don't know what's more depressing: the fact that it had been two months or that he's horrible at sex. FML

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By AnonymousAmber - 31/10/2014 23:10 - United States - Yadkinville

Today, my best friend told me that she was a virgin again because she hadn't had sex in 6 months. She's 19 and actually believes it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/06/2014 19:22 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out that my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I have in our last year of marriage. FML

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By Shooter71 - 16/10/2010 04:09 - France

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Today, I discovered my wife has had more sex in the last two months than I've had in the last year. FML

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By rawdoglyfe69 - 17/04/2013 06:14 - United States - Helena

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Today, I learned two things. First, my girlfriend loves sex. Second, I'm practically the only one she hasn't had sex with in the 2 months we've been dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Lynbrook

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Today, my girlfriend said she’s been wanting to have sex lately. We haven’t done it in so long, I've lost track. We still haven’t done it. Part of me wants to fuck someone else. FML

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By clash - 28/11/2008 06:30 - France

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Today, I haven't had sex for so long that my condoms have gone off. FML

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By Username - 08/07/2011 06:12 - United States

Spicy

Today, I overheard my boyfriend telling his friends about how great the sex was last night, and how he loves to "make a bitch bend over". We've been dating for 3 years, and haven't made love in several weeks. FML

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Top comments

tweetypie 18

Monday 26 December 2011 15:50

Yea well I haven't had sex....EVER!!!

RadikulRam 16

Monday 26 December 2011 18:13

I haven't had sex for 7years, 253 days, 12hours and 46minutes. But it doesn't bother me.

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bane103366 0

Monday 2 January 2012 17:20

Someone doesnt have a dad:)

redbeard9990 7

Monday 2 January 2012 18:31

have sex with your friend

superchadley 8

Tuesday 3 January 2012 10:19

@#243 Problem...solved!

ISMUGGLEMIDGETZ 3

Tuesday 3 January 2012 17:27

How ungrateful of you. There is more important things than sex.

RinnaRae22 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 6:36

I have never had sex. I am waiting till marriage and im perfectly happy. Your friend just sounds like a ****. This isnt an FML. Congrats on keeping your legs closed wetherw you wanted to or not.

RinnaRae22 8

Thursday 5 January 2012 17:16

Bottom line is your friend is a ****.

ItsThisGirl 17

Tuesday 10 January 2012 1:15

your friend is pathetic

Pushka 8

Tuesday 10 January 2012 14:03

Wow @ every1 who thinks the friend is 'a ****' ...what's wronge with havin a healthy libido, proods !? Not havin sex in 2 weeks sux..not havin sex in 3 years is creepy... unless ofc you are frigide or somethin.

xxsakuraxx 29

Friday 3 August 2012 7:48

Yeah? Well I'm a twentyone year old virgin and I haven't dated anyone since I was seventeen. In my defense I am a multipal rape victim. I want to date but I'm too scared.

keven501 12

Tuesday 4 September 2012 7:33

I can fix that problem

sharksfan48 13

Saturday 15 September 2012 8:00

2 weeks isn't even that long though

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Today, my boyfriend jokingly said that if I didn't pass my exam, he wouldn't have sex with me for a month. I failed it, and now he thinks I did it on purpose. FML

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Today, I tried to pay my phone bill. My account said my zip code for my card was wrong, so I called customer service. After a half-hour wait, I finally got ahold of someone. Right as we connected, the call dropped. My plan had expired. FML

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