Sex, Poopoo peepee and Cats: Caturday treat - FML

Caturday treat

By Leah Magers - 30/07/2022 12:00

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Today, I was about to climb on top of my husband for some fun time, when I stuck my hand in a giant pile of cat poop on my pillow. FML

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TomeDr 24

Saturday 30 July 2022 14:20

Either kitty was stuck inside your bedroom or you need to clean the litter box.

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Saturday 30 July 2022 14:54

Good thing you found it with your hand first. Otherwise, you could have become a real ********. On a different note, do either you or your husband have a sense of smell?

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TomeDr 24

Saturday 30 July 2022 14:20

Either kitty was stuck inside your bedroom or you need to clean the litter box.

RichardPencil 30

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Saturday 30 July 2022 14:54

Good thing you found it with your hand first. Otherwise, you could have become a real ********. On a different note, do either you or your husband have a sense of smell?

mccuish 25

Sunday 31 July 2022 8:40

Time to change your cats name to amber heard

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