Today, I picked up a hitchhiker. He was well dressed, and seemed trustworthy. As soon as he got in, he pulled out a gun and stole my wallet and car. All of this occurred in front of a sign warning against picking up hitchhikers. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, a total stranger asked me to marry him while we were waiting for the bus. I turned him down. He then pulled a knife on me, grabbed my purse and ran. FML
Today, a stranger pulled me out of the path of a speeding taxicab. He then took one look at my face, said, "I should've left you there", and walked away. FML
Today, I was riding on my bike when I saw a homeless guy holding a sign saying, "Need money, stranded from Oklahoma." I decided to be nice, and hopped off my bike to give him $2. He took the money, and then jacked my bike. FML
Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML
Today, I felt a tug on my backpack and found my wallet missing. A nice stranger pointed to a guy running down the stairs and said "There goes the guy who took your wallet!" I ran to catch the supposed offender. The 'nice' stranger was the actual offender distracting me as he got away. FML
Today, a man tried to mug me. I actually apologized to him for not having my wallet on me. FML
Today, I was on my bike. As I'm rolling through an intersection, some asshat in a pickup runs the red light and hits me. Instead of getting out and helping me, the guy hops out, takes a look at me lying in the street, steals my hat and drives off. That was my favorite hat. FML
Today, I after getting off the bus, I realized that the man I was talking to was distracting me so his "buddy" could steal my wallet. FML
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
Today, I was on a bus and a man was feeling up my butt. I was just about to step on his foot when the bus stopped and he slipped out. Only then did I realize he'd stolen my wallet. FML
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crazyj12006 3
Kinda deserve that bro.
_streets_ 19
Whenever I drive by a hitchhiker, not helping them makes me feel guilty. But at the same time, you never know who they are or what they could do.
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Comments (239)
saphire512 3
I'm not afraid Eminem
radiocaf 29
Maybe the fact that he was well dressed told you he could afford a gun? Lol.
aurora_sabriel2 5
I always feel bad when I don't stop and pick a hitchhiker up or offer help to someone pulled over along side the road. But common sense always tells me that it is not safe for a female driving alone to pull over for anyone. I usually call my brother or my dad if it looks like someone needs help, but I never stop myself. Safety first.
iamcoolyo 5
You idiot!
AbbyHickman 4
That'll teach ya!
sourn 2
Next time don't pick up hitch hikers were there is a sign telling you not to. At least where I'm at those arn't very coming hell I've even driven through a lot of places and don't see many of those if I ever have (and just don't recall). But you still didn't deserve to be jacked for it.
someguy314159265 15
So I guess that in order to rob you, I need to dress my best, and you'll automatically trust me. Great piece of advice to know. Thank you!
e077 15
Will now you know and knowledge is power.
CadyAsInKatie 8
See, now, that's why you should NEVER PICK UP HITCHHIKERS! YDI!
bballforward33 10
You are a dumbfuck