By nick - 06/03/2011 01:42 - United States

Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
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ImKindaABigDeal 6

shoulda said "no I got moms abnormally large one"

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sammy92 0

I hope not for your sake XD

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cheerchika 0

well maybe he didn't say anything back, maybe he was like "I had enough with his shit" and went to his room :P

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Yousuck24 21

it would of been funny if the father repli

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cheerchika 0

it all depends if this guy said anything back. omg some drunk people are entertaining to watch lol

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ScaughtieHolden 11

You mean if the kid repliED, 25, the father asked the question.

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donkeyshlong42 1

56 you look familiar were you the kid in the harry potter movie??

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DaveOnDope 4

This is for 28 30 years ago I used to go to a local truck stop around midnight to drink coffee and debug source code. (loads of free coffee) I loved seeing all the drunks showing up at 2am.

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cheerchika 0

haha 105. I love seeing my friends drunk. they are soo freaking funny. I love itt

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JuiiceBoxxJoshh 0

i thought he was someone from my school :S

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Sway619 0

And you replied, "unfortunately yes..."

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MichaelGood 0

^ now u can relate to him :3! (just playing not trollin don't worry :))

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dcioth 0

don't u mean unfortunately...... puts on cool glasses ...yes YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

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jeff98 2

wtf are u saying u freakin nim rod

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mintcar 9

Wow...that's a little odd. Did you?

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FruityLoooons 8

...did he want to see?

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africanelephants 7

the real question is, did he show him his for comparison?

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maddiester 5

why didn't you just show it to him? you could be a grown man but he's your father. nothing like a son/dad bonding by comparing penises :)

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satanballs666 5

get some glow in the dark condoms and you get lightsabers

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

I certainly hope not. there's clearly not much to chip off

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ImKindaABigDeal 6

I posted this on 10's comment but it made it a seperate one... hmm...

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