Today, my dad got drunk and asked if I had inherited his "abnormally tiny penis." FML
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ImKindaABigDeal
| 6
shoulda said "no I got moms abnormally large one"
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cheerchika
| 0
hahaha. say " no and thank god" ;)
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cheerchika
| 0
hahaha. say " no and thank god" ;)
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sammy92
| 0
I hope not for your sake XD
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andruha1123
| 5
this is an fml because he did
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cheerchika
| 0
well maybe he didn't say anything back, maybe he was like "I had enough with his shit" and went to his room :P
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Yousuck24
| 21
it would of been funny if the father repli
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cheerchika
| 0
it all depends if this guy said anything back.
omg some drunk people are entertaining to watch lol
omg some drunk people are entertaining to watch lol
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ScaughtieHolden
| 11
You mean if the kid repliED, 25, the father asked the question.
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mzeemzima
| 0
well.....did you
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donkeyshlong42
| 1
56 you look familiar were you the kid in the harry potter movie??
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DaveOnDope
| 4
This is for 28
30 years ago I used to go to a local truck stop around midnight to drink coffee and debug source code. (loads of free coffee) I loved seeing all the drunks showing up at 2am.
30 years ago I used to go to a local truck stop around midnight to drink coffee and debug source code. (loads of free coffee) I loved seeing all the drunks showing up at 2am.
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cheerchika
| 0
haha 105. I love seeing my friends drunk. they are soo freaking funny. I love itt
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JuiiceBoxxJoshh
| 0
i thought he was someone from my school :S
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j_cat187
| 19
say u inherited his tiny penis
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sloppyflow
| 1
and his mum "abnormally huge breast"
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Sway619
| 0
And you replied, "unfortunately yes..."
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MichaelGood
| 0
^ now u can relate to him :3! (just playing not trollin don't worry :))
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dcioth
| 0
don't u mean
unfortunately......
puts on cool glasses
...yes
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
unfortunately......
puts on cool glasses
...yes
YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
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jeff98
| 2
wtf are u saying u freakin nim rod
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ImKindaABigDeal
| 6
shoulda said "no I got moms abnormally large one"
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tkdgold03
| 5
sweet..
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FYLDeep
| 25
From behind...
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carnage1106
| 0
cowboy style...
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SchiTzenGiglez
| 0
win
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SkateboardGirl88
| 11
Hahahahaha
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sweet_blue
| 3
haha that's funny
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mintcar
| 9
Wow...that's a little odd. Did you?
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FruityLoooons
| 8
...did he want to see?
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africanelephants
| 7
the real question is, did he show him his for comparison?
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maddiester
| 5
why didn't you just show it to him? you could be a grown man but he's your father. nothing like a son/dad bonding by comparing penises :)
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ranger186
| 1
SWORD FIGHT
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satanballs666
| 5
get some glow in the dark condoms and you get lightsabers
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Gucci_107
| 0
# 42
LMFAAAAOOO!
LMFAAAAOOO!
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SarahStarzz
| 0
so did u?
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ashleighmef
| 7
yeah that's what I was thinking
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ImKindaABigDeal
| 6
I certainly hope not. there's clearly not much to chip off
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ImKindaABigDeal
| 6
I posted this on 10's comment but it made it a seperate one... hmm...
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averageJoe1492
| 0
hahahahahaha that's hilarious