That kidnapped kink

georgiahick - 30/12/2010 14:09

Today, my boyfriend asked me to 'spice things up in the bedroom'. When I asked how, he said I could try wearing a paper bag over my head. FML
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RayeofSunshine 0

Please tell me you're never going to have sex with him again if he's going to disrespect you like that. You should dump his ass. You deserve better.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If you haven't dumped him yet, I suggest doing so. Don't put up with that. If you do put up with that, then you deserve it! Stand up for yourself.

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amerwin 3

In addition, he should wear a paper bag over his head just in case the one on yours rips.

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RayeofSunshine 0

Please tell me you're never going to have sex with him again if he's going to disrespect you like that. You should dump his ass. You deserve better.

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Ninjafriends 1

Maybe use a plastic bag instead. Haha, just kidding, don't do that.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

If you haven't dumped him yet, I suggest doing so. Don't put up with that. If you do put up with that, then you deserve it! Stand up for yourself.

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BigBagel 0

try giving a ******* with that

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macskapingvin 0

And he'd get a papercut all round his tackle.

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fanuvlb 0

at least you won't get cum all over your face or in your hair.

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jazziness 12

awww that wuz so mean of him

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TheB0a 5

That's crazy but funny. Sorry OP

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