Denied!

By Hystcheria - 25/07/2021 02:01 - United States - Fredericksburg

Spicy
Today, I told my long-distance boyfriend that I'd like to throw my legs over my head and have him cram his dick deep inside me. He told me to order a pizza, "It'd be more fun." FML
I agree, your life sucks 1 228
You deserved it 218

Same thing different taste

Top comments

I think your online pen pal (aka "long distance boyfriend") is telling you he has a really tiny dick.

Jon Tessler 14

how to tell someone "I'm seeing other people who live in my city, without saying it out loud"

Comments

Did he manage to "wet" your appetite and now you want a "meat lover's" with "stuffed" crust? Unless you know for a fact that your boyfriend isn't that much into sexting, or had a good reason not to be in the mood, you may want to at least have a discussion with him, since you really don't seem to be on the same page when it comes to your desire for physical intimacy.

I think your online pen pal (aka "long distance boyfriend") is telling you he has a really tiny dick.

Jon Tessler 14

how to tell someone "I'm seeing other people who live in my city, without saying it out loud"

I can help you out with that. What do you like on your pizza?

tell him to find a new girlfriend. That will be fun. What you offered sounds amazing and I think its very sexy when a women starts the sexual conversation and wants it from their partner. his lose.

xaonng 5