Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML
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iBoardSlide
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later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)
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AnorexicMuffins
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I can't even say anything to that...
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kbtoyz69
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1st?
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MisherzzSquisher
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don't wear things that is tight enough to make u pass out!
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ImaWiseGuy
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flip that shit, tell your husband he was punching the kitty so hard you just up'n passed out....
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ceddyz17
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dammm
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Bakayarou_fml
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Indeed! Making love to a corpset is hard!
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krazygirl100
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i bet he still had sex with her
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Garyy_fml
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Wow OP sounds like something Justin Bieber would do.
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staceysgenesis16
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hah , thats an epic sex fail .. lol
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enonymous
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I bet it spiced things up or him bet he's been dying to have back a part of his college days with passed out chicks in his bed. I also bet he finished
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SchiTzenGiglez
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who wouldnt?
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ynghzze
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i know
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AnorexicMuffins
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I can't even say anything to that...
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ImaWiseGuy
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keep thinking, you'll come up with something.....^
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L3Paparazzo
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someones trying to hard
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A7X_LoVeee
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^
lololololol win? I think so.
lololololol win? I think so.
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ImaWiseGuy
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I was being a bit of a smart ass on that one....
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NoWaitNotNow
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That's because you're showing off your tits. Tends to be hard to think about an intelligent response.
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seanders
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2: By making that statement, you thus thought of something to "say to that." Perhaps if you weren't anorexic, you'd eat brain food and avoid future embarrassments.:)
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missy_lynn012
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then why'd you comment?
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xo_kat_xo
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I have to agree with #2
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abbi96x
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Maybe you should let your husband loosen it for you?;)
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ImaWiseGuy
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if your thinking what I think your thinking then I like the way you think ^
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AnagenisisZagus
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Blonde joke? No? Okay. Waste of time if you ask me. Anybody? Damn. Hard world out there.
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breakofdawn1
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if shes 2 were did 1 go ?
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TheRealFamilyGuy
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to hell like the rest of the heathen scum
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Tommananaze6T9
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25 has nice clevage
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chickenfriedCG
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how is she #2 and she is the first comment???
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Canchan
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Do you know how old that pic is? I can bet you a million bucks that that's not that person. That picture has circulated more than my mother's vagina.
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ohmygodthatsux
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dude ok right it isn't it's on the top of google people are so stupid
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ohmygodthatsux
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wow real original ! that picture is such a fake it is right on the top of google . Next time don't assume everyone is a retard.. k don't feel cool cause you use a fake picture google firefox girl cause that's how fake that girl I'd and no I'm not jealous
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AnorexicMuffins
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117. Comment 1 got moderated
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DrHouseMD_fml
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youre passed out and in a corset, you wanted to spice things up? mission complete! passed out and in a corset...
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margie2194
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Lol @anorexic muffins. I don't undertsand why you have someone else's pic as your profile pic. Are you breaching some privacy rules? lmao
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leeshxx
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so what? it's not her? WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK? seriously. you people just go Wah it's not her. what if it really is. no one thought of that did they?!? go troll elsewhere fuckers
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CsDy1395
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agreed with 161
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Snookie123Babe
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then wat do u hav to type in to c it???
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mfjkr
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I bet that was a tight fit
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OhbbyCx
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I'm in love with your profile picture.
srsly.
srsly.
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RobynL
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you just did
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buttercup_mcm
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lol
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bunniex1
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I want a muffin :)
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iBoardSlide
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later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)
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cmyk
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lol
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Monikabug
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Since you are 13 I am going to assume that you have never worn a corset, let alone never worn a tight corset to spice things up in the bedroom with your husband. Therefore your opinion is now voided.
Corsets will constrict ANYONE who wears them, whether they are 95 pounds or 400 pounds. Just because the OP passed out doesn't meant that they are the least bit overweight, it was simply done up too tight.
OP - be careful next time but good for you for making the attempt to spice things up! I'm sure hubby enjoyed it up until you passed out!
Corsets will constrict ANYONE who wears them, whether they are 95 pounds or 400 pounds. Just because the OP passed out doesn't meant that they are the least bit overweight, it was simply done up too tight.
OP - be careful next time but good for you for making the attempt to spice things up! I'm sure hubby enjoyed it up until you passed out!
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Monikabug
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This comment was directed at #10.
Excuse me while I go beat my iPhone.
Excuse me while I go beat my iPhone.
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MysticDude
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I was going to comment and say: "What do you think he did afterwards?" kinda beat me there :P
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Snookie123Babe
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yup
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queenchewy
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hahaha
hahaha
hahaha
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ciarafox9
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baha I hope he didnt continue!
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cmyk
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thats just... ydi! impress him _without_ to small "extras" next time?
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kykyshay
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fat much?
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KaySL
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Presumptuous moron much?
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dirtyblond
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-_____- Just cause it was tight doesn't mean she was fat.
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OMG_N3RD
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i know does mean shes fat!!
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KaySL
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Presumptive moron much?
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codman212
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lol, u got -26 thumbs!!!! FYL!
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HarmonyChord
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stupid much?
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sassypants93
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Says the 13 year old who has no life experience.
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thebestof1984
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A fat comment coming from a fat girl, hmmmm.....
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margie2194
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you are immature. who are you to decide who's fat and who's not?
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Sonofa_Snitch
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you're an ass!
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leeshxx
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Let me join in the ill-informed presumptions! *ahem* 10- jealous that you can't even get the largest sized corset over your fat ignoramus head? OR 10- You're a troll. Who let you out from under your bridge, bitch!
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leeshxx
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Ill* and please pretend there is a full stop after troll
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leeshxx
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thank you mod gods for editing my comment for me :D
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ohmandapants
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your picture scares the living shit out of me, WTF is wrong with your face?!
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CassSanchez
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-10 you obviously have no idea what you're talking about . so maybe from all the hate you're getting you will learn to think before you say / post anything stupid .
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kykyshay
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okay, I was just kidding. jeez. and I wouldn't say I'm being a bitch, look what hurtful things your posting about me.
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kykyshay
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oh, and 85, I'm 13 btw.
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dan_the_man32
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hey I like this comment it was funny. People should expect this stuff on this site!
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leeshxx
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10 if your only 13 why are you on here I assume you are using the app. you have to confirm you are 17. don't like what is being said? don't comment stupid things
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Beast_Hoff
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Ok 1) 85 didn't mean your age by 10... that's ur comment number smart one.... and 2) i think you're only jealous of OP cuz her comments actually get posted...
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TheTaffyLuver
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You jerk!
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u_w8urtrn
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she most likely didnt pass out because shes fat it was probably from some form of heat stroke because the leater was hot
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Breanah01
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who said she passed out because she was fat ? she could of easily been closterphobic.
grow up !
grow up !
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Victorfoo
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Hey ;)
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Monikabug
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Since you are 13 I am going to assume that you have never worn a corset, let alone never worn a tight corset to spice things up in the bedroom with your husband. Therefore your opinion is now voided.
Corsets will constrict ANYONE who wears them, whether they are 95 pounds or 400 pounds. Just because the OP passed out doesn't meant that they are the least bit overweight, it was simply done up too tight.
OP - be careful next time but good for you for making the attempt to spice things up! I'm sure hubby enjoyed it up until you passed out!
Corsets will constrict ANYONE who wears them, whether they are 95 pounds or 400 pounds. Just because the OP passed out doesn't meant that they are the least bit overweight, it was simply done up too tight.
OP - be careful next time but good for you for making the attempt to spice things up! I'm sure hubby enjoyed it up until you passed out!
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Monikabug
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(directed at #10)
*Beats iPhone*
*Beats iPhone*
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C6Racer
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*Smashes Monika's iPhone*
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Monikabug
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I thank you kindly.
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Jrefinne
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You never know, he could have continued enjoying it after she passed out...
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ImaginaryFoe
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Monika's back and still right!
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Kyzahhh
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HTFU!