Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
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ALittleBitCrazy 0
Kids always tell the truth
NGM_47 0
They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old
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Comments (87)
Today_I_Was 0
Well, at least one of them must be telling the truth. :P
teeda 1
Sorry, it made me laugh. I wonder what a murderer is supposed to look like? LOL
DameGreyWulf 1
Well, I think "the face of a murderer" might mean you look devilish and sly. I would take it as a compliment, personally... Though I doubt you want to look like that lol FYL
RequiemCube 0
Skwisgaar Skwigelf, taller than a tree... Toki Wartooth, not a bumblebee... OP Murderface, Murderface, Murderface...
420bliss 0
haha love it
NonchalantSavant 0
So where did you bury their bodies?...
decibel_beads 0
lmao. FYL but this is hilarious -and it could have been worse.
ad_infinitum 0
Give them a happy, creepy smile everytime you see them.
Koolinkenji 0
Freaking kids these days... They say the worse stuff ever. It makes you wonder whether the parents are teaching them anything about respect... and being polite....
spillproof 0
It doesn't hurt to smile you know.
lessthanbee 0
#65, ftw, that made me lol. but really, try not killing so many people around 6 year olds, if u must kill. j/k, fyl, but that shit is still funny! ^.^
dan81892 2
a hot murderer?