Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
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ALittleBitCrazy 0
Kids always tell the truth
NGM_47 0
They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old
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Comments (87)
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
Ohshit--
Heathie 0
fase lift tiem!
circle_0f_1ove 0
lol this is so funny, even though its not an FML, thanks for posting it! and dont listen to the kids: go buy a plastic machete and some ketchup and ur set...
_Akward_ 0
You should have started laughing, and making it more and more menacing, put a hand in your pocket and walk towards them. FYL, but I have to admit, I'm favoriting that one.
Theos_fml 0
Notice how it's worded : "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer" Basically, that makes her better.
xxKatieegurlxx 0
okay wats with ppl submiting fml's about not being pretty? itz 1 lil kid whodznt lyke the way you look okay it's not the end of the world
in_wonderland 1
ahhahahahaahahaha
o0ginger0o 7
Don't worry, someday they'll love you and they'll be old enough that you can joke with them about that story, just as long as you don't murder them first.
sexymessy 0
For those of you who haven't notice they changed the I agree your life is ****** to I agree your life sucks,maybe because "****" is a stronger word and people are bashing all these fmls saying " Your life is not ****** get over it"...If your not happy with the fml after you read it move on why waste your time whining on the comment board...To the OP kids do tend to say things not knowing the power of their words,also she must have heard that from somewhere,but that does suck!
alijacket 0
Hahahaha Oh god, that's hilarious. That would be my fav cousin, tbh.