Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
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ALittleBitCrazy 0
Kids always tell the truth
NGM_47 0
They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old
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Comments (87)
olisykes_ 0
YDI for being an uggo.
aback 5
Well, yeah. You probably did, after hearing that.
sireen 0
YDI for being ugly
DeathMetal666 0
I didn't read it, since i saw you are a beaner taco ****. YDI and I am glad my friend knifed one of you faggots.
leeenerz 0
#14 deserves to be slaughtered
cheesefest 0
May you and your subhuman friend rot eternally in the scummy lives you clearly already live, #14
ninafea 0
Did you know the richest man right now is a Mexican and you're trailer trash?
SuperSukh 6
Wow **** you. I'm not even a mexican and this pisses me off! You should post your cuntry, bitch, so we can nag you, too. and I can assure you, stabbing ONE Mexican isn't gonna do shit cuz everyone stabs everyone. at this point, i don't even know what I'm saying so im just gonna end it with: **** YOU *****!
omgxonemillion 0
You're the **** #14.
lightningthunder 0
And your life is ****** because a six year old doesn't like you?
Eltsc 0
Murder them?
FrankieTheNimrod 0
Agreed. It only seems fitting.
katherinebby17 28
kids are mean
paprikacha 9
At which point you should've scared the hell out of them.
ashleymarie37 0
thats really funny.