You probably died a little inside when he told you that

Damn you must look like a 75+ year old women. Maybe is you wipe the makeup off you will look your real age.

Well he's six years old so to him that was probably a compliment. I wouldn't sweat it.

Was he laughing when he said it, or did he give you the ol' deadpan?

Well, at least it's a look your mother (or in law) /would/ be caught dead in.

Children are brutally honest. Maybe he's giving you the truth that other people might be too afraid to say.

That's not necessarily a bad thing, OP.

Gotta get that glazed look.

Hey, I'm a goth--I'd take "you look like a corpse" as a compliment!

You should take it as a compliment. The makeup job he refers to is the most expensive one anybody will ever have outside of a Hollywood horror movie.