Kids: Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare...

By Wtf - 10/02/2017 15:00 - United States - Peoria

Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 01:55 - United States - Sioux City

Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML

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By Hellau - 29/12/2008 10:56 - France

Today, I was babysitting four rather noisy and rowdy kids. After a two-hour struggle, I finally managed to get them into bed. I then asked them what they wanted before going to sleep. The eldest replied: "Can you tell us a story where you die at the end?" FML

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By spooked - 22/11/2013 06:20 - United States - Indianapolis

Today, while babysitting a girl, I told her to be quiet so she wouldn't wake her little brother. In reply, she told me that she would kill me, wake her brother up to show him my dead body, then draw all over my face. I'm stuck with her for another two hours. FML

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By daycare worker - 23/12/2016 18:41 - United States - Houston

Today, I told my 4-year-old daughter that when she grew up she could work at a daycare, like me, to help all of the little kids like her. She started crying because she thought it was a bad job to have. FML

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By Che_likes_you - 12/12/2014 15:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I had to babysit my 7-year-old niece while my brother bought Christmas presents. After he left, she walked up to me and said in a very dark voice, "I'm gonna make you hate children!" Now my apartment looks like a bomb site. FML

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By fuck you, kid - 16/07/2014 18:56 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 06:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, while babysitting, I got stabbed by a 7 year-old with a mechanical pencil. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/08/2014 18:12 - United Kingdom - Ilminster

Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML

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By anon - 22/02/2009 04:49 - United States

Today, I got fired from a great baby sitting job because the little girl said I was boring. FML

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By Wmsys32pr9 - 30/03/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML

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602offroad 12

Saturday 11 February 2017 0:42

Hey Brain what are we doing tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky, trying to take over the world!

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2017 22:56

Plans for her death or yours? Dunh-dunh-dunh!

Comments

ad1836 19

Friday 10 February 2017 22:04

Stewie Griffin ?

pinkuser626 17

Friday 10 February 2017 22:06

After many years as a preschool teacher I learned to take everything u hear about children with a grain of salt. Most of it is not true at all but it generally will still give u an idea of the difficulties u may encounter.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2017 22:58

How many u's can you use instead of you's? No wonder you got no further than preschool.

almost_there44 26

Friday 10 February 2017 23:00

Is it so hard to type out you* instead of u?! Please don't teach this to your students.

evilplatypus 38

Saturday 11 February 2017 1:05

Guys, stop being insensitive. Just think of how much free time they must have not typing Y and O!

Thor1012 28

Saturday 11 February 2017 1:37

what?

RichardPencil 30

Friday 10 February 2017 22:56

Plans for her death or yours? Dunh-dunh-dunh!

Winchesterbride 9

Friday 10 February 2017 23:14

that sounds like my kind of child

loser_mgee 2

Friday 10 February 2017 23:22

Same tho kid

Isa_fml 20

Saturday 11 February 2017 0:39

Necromancer-in-training.

602offroad 12

Saturday 11 February 2017 0:42

Hey Brain what are we doing tonight? The same thing we do every night Pinky, trying to take over the world!

jcash52426 5

Saturday 11 February 2017 15:55

Sound like you were babysitting the baby boss

ralphnader 13

Monday 13 February 2017 2:27

This is the rare time you get to explain about all of the children you have dismembered over the years and no one will believe the scared an suddenly obedient child.