Today, my little 7 and 6 year-old cousins came visit my family home. I heard the oldest one say that my sister was nice and pretty. Then the youngest replied, "Yeah, but the older one has the face of a murderer." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML
Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML
Today, my six-year-old son told me my makeup looks like his grandmother's did in the casket. FML
Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
Today, the 6 year old girl I was babysitting asked me, "Why are you so ugly? Are you an alien? Because aliens are about as ugly as you are." FML
Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML
Today, I threw a pillow at my 8 year-old cousin while play-fighting. She gave me a look, then muttered, "You don't have any girlfriends and the girls that talk to you probably have no taste." FML
Today, I was asked to babysit for a family that attends the daycare I work at. All of my coworkers warned me that they were rough kids but I shrugged it off. As soon as the parents left, the 7-year-old girl said, "Oh good now I can focus on death and my plans". FML
Today, my cousins cropped me out of a picture of all six of us at a wedding, then captioned it, "We have such a good-looking family!" FML
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ALittleBitCrazy 0
Kids always tell the truth
NGM_47 0
They're just kids....ignore them! This FML is almost like those whiny girls who complain about their boyfriends making fat and ugly jokes at them. I really don't see how your life is ****** by the opinion of a 6 year old
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Comments (87)
r_e_a_l_l_y 0
maybe you shouldnt look like a murderer
iFruit 0
HAHAHAHA thats original!
georgia_fml 0
I'd love to see pictures :P
cbabyxxx 0
awwww that stinks. kids these days >.< they arent respectful at all.
Ethan223 8
#7 you ass
k_cool 0
you can be like william murderface now!
thegate 0
She's onto you. You have to take her out too now
CrimsonImpact 0
I don't think it's an FML, I think it's just hilarious.
YouAreRidiculous 0
Agreed. Frickin hilarious!
callthattact 0
YDI for having the face of a murderer
DenElite 0
Lol they're on to you. Meanwhile go kill your sister for being prettier. Jk and FYL