Miscellaneous: Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 03:44 - United States

Today, I covered for my friend at work because he said he was having car troubles and was going to be late. Two hours into the shift, I got a call from my roommate asking why my girlfriend had moved out. Turns out, I'd covered my friend's shift so he could help my girlfriend move out behind my back. FML

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xNatsuki 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:14

Screw him over somehow with the job.

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:13

wow and he thought that you wouldn't find out that he was helping her move out? what an idiot! FYL

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:11

FIRST ---id like to thank my friends and family for supporting me to try my best and get first THANKS!!!

Ringmaster1 0

Friday 31 July 2009 15:44

Honestly, who cares about the people who call first? Unbury!

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Saturday 30 July 2011 3:52

Your pic freaks me out.

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:13

wow and he thought that you wouldn't find out that he was helping her move out? what an idiot! FYL

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:14

Wow. Major suckish.

xNatsuki 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:14

Screw him over somehow with the job.

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:17

So wheres the FML here??? He helped her move out and u GOT out of carrying heavy boxes

DeathMetal666 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:18

YDI for giving your girlfriend rights. Tell her to get back to the kitchen, make you a sandwich, practice bj

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Friday 31 July 2009 12:13

hahaha thats great...

andlifesuxagain 0

Tuesday 4 August 2009 1:15

Second!

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Friday 4 February 2011 3:42

how about you get in the kitchen for a change?

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:20

Ouch bro that sucks 2nd

deathbunny256 0

Friday 31 July 2009 9:22

I don't see the problem with people shouting first.

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:23

Fail

shaubygal 11

Wednesday 13 July 2011 6:57

your life that is all

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Friday 31 July 2009 9:24

awwww, that's horrible!

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