By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML
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Tell her it's a sign of things to come, and then smile creepily. You won't get fired. I promise.

"I needa doctor"

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Was she forgiving, or are you out of a job now?

"I needa doctor"

why couldnt OP cough the other way?

Tell her it's a sign of things to come, and then smile creepily. You won't get fired. I promise.

How could you let any of that sweet nectar go to waste. But I'm sorry OP

That 2nd comment though XD

At least it was Dr. Pepper. There are way worse things that could've been sprayed in her face...

What did she even say to make you cough that badly?

amileah13 26

You can simply swallow wrong and start coughing, doesn't mean that something was said to have that effect.

you peppered her face with your nasty coughing.

I almost spit out my cookies at this comment xD

I don't think those 23 flavors can count towards your resume...

Just act like whatever she just said was the best idea you ever heard and you were so surprised at her genius.