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By westwoodcosmo - 27/01/2016 22:35 - United States - Mesa

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML
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Welshite 39

Tell her it's a sign of things to come, and then smile creepily. You won't get fired. I promise.

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missyfiona89 28

Was she forgiving, or are you out of a job now?

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Welshite 39

Tell her it's a sign of things to come, and then smile creepily. You won't get fired. I promise.

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Nomaddict 14

How could you let any of that sweet nectar go to waste. But I'm sorry OP

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rapunzel3416 28

At least it was Dr. Pepper. There are way worse things that could've been sprayed in her face...

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Miss_Chevious 37

What did she even say to make you cough that badly?

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amileah13 26

You can simply swallow wrong and start coughing, doesn't mean that something was said to have that effect.

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hellnosucka 27

you peppered her face with your nasty coughing.

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Xion0014 20

I almost spit out my cookies at this comment xD

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ButterSweet 15

Just act like whatever she just said was the best idea you ever heard and you were so surprised at her genius.

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FelicityWishes 32

Is Dr Pepper really popular in the US? I tried it once and it wont be happening any time soon. Sorry to go a little off topic...

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Fmelikeuhateme 24

Never drank it : really wanted to try though. It's hard to find it in here :p

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JusTheo 17

If you have Me.Pibb or Pibb Xtra that's the closest to Dr. Pepper

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ThrottleJockey 35

Just because it's brown mustard doesn't make it Grey Poupon.

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sammiaaron 16

yeah, #16, and Sierra mist is a good replacement for sprite..right?

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anonymousyogi 8

It's pretty popular in the US, but personally I think it's disgusting. Very strong flavor, people usually either love or hate it.

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TheMathMajor 26

It's one of my favorite colas, probably because of how sweet it is. I probably shouldn't say that, though since I'm from atlanta (birthplace of coke a cola)

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