By laurenmichela - 12/10/2015 21:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I coughed so much I threw up, then whilst recovering from throwing up, a fly flew into my mouth and I ate it. I then promptly threw up again. FML
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That really must have been terrible, hope you feel better!!!

Shoo fly, don't bother me!

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Shoo fly, don't bother me!

Shoo fly, don't bother me!

That really must have been terrible, hope you feel better!!!

For some reason, every time I read this it sounds like sarcasm to me

Oh wow, that sucks OP! Hope you're feeling better now.

Ah gross that must itch.

Oh well anyone would throw up in that kinda situation. You have a pretty bad luck though. Hope you aren't traumatized because of that.

And now I have thrown up. FML.

Fuck the fly's life

You can't fuck something that doesn't exist anymore.

chrisbeaudoin 26

Today, i was minding my own business and all when a human tried to eat me and then splatter all it's human fluids over me. FML

throwing up some perfectly good protein OP!

That story is so fly

Rapid fire puking. ...it's a skill.