Today, I dropped my keys in the toilet. While in the kitchen looking for something to fish them out with, I heard a door slam. My sister had to use the bathroom and didn’t see my keys in the toilet before sitting down. Lucky me, I caught her just as she was about to flush. FML
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Today, I dropped my keys in the sewer. The spare ones are inside my locked car. FML
Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML
Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML
Today, I dropped my keys in the drain. Thankfully, my new flat mate generously offered his help to reach the keys via flower pot. FML
Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML
Today, on my lunch break, I ran to the gas station, and threw some trash away on my way in. On my way out, I realized my keys were missing. Thinking I threw them away, and fearing that I'd be late returning to work, I tore through the disgusting trash only to find my keys on the seat of my car. FML
Today, I was looking for my condo keys, thinking I had left them in my mailbox on the first floor the night before. Leaving to check, I realized I'd forgot to take them out of my door when I had come in, leaving them in the keyhole. FML
Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML
Today, while at work, my boss asked me to clean the bathroom. Someone had pooped on the floor and I stepped in it, dropping my manager's keys into the toilet. I then had to clean up my shoe and the floor, and put my hand in the toilet to get the keys. FML
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Top comments
alexgirl 0
Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.
unfortunate_13 5
let her fish the keys out of the toilet, she peed/pooped on them
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Comments (74)
unfortunate_13 5
let her fish the keys out of the toilet, she peed/pooped on them
nando92 0
yea i think id do that too, if shes not a bitch she would do it
Reyo 2
OP: your hand?
The_Pleb 0
"Today, i dropped my keys in the toilet" RETARD ALERT RETARD ALERT YDI
maruchan 0
Use your hand. Then wash off any sticky bits. YDI.
ortega_fml 0
YDI for being a pussy and not picking it up with your hands.
GreenHacker 0
YDI for not picking it up in the first place. If it was a public restroom I'd understand. But this was your own toilet in your own home.
blankaex 0
I agree. There's a sink like right next to the toilet. It's for cleaning your hands. Also, why would you bring your keys into the bathroom? I'm surprised no onr brought this up. I've never said this before but this is a massive YDI.
MileyCyrusIsHot 5
I agree with 57, how'd you drop keys in the toilet to begin with?
nelds 12
57- Human waste goes in toilets (and the occasional cat). Would you want to be sticking your hand in your hand in germy potty water?
tayymeds 23
so why did you have keys in the bathroom...?
keep_smiling 0
oh man xD
awesome_o 0
that's a shitty situation. don't get down in the dumps.
unfortunate_13 5
that's a shitty situation, I bet he was pissed :P
allie2590 31
I see this was the time when these shitty situation comments got thumbed up. Most interesting...
Sun_Kissed18 25
Oh yes you are the lucky one! I am so jealous :D
alexgirl 0
Wouldn't it of been easier to just reach in with your hands and grab them when you first dropped them in? If there was nothing else but water in the toilet, just wash your hands after.
myballs 0
This. You deserve it, OP.
CookieMonstr19 0
yeah that's true unless it's a REALLY dirty toilet?
perdix 31
Luckily, you drive a piece of shit car, and it can be started with the turd you fished out.
bsias4ever 0
lmfao....Perdix u don't always have to make an ass of yourself on everyone's posts..Please ..Just shut your face from now on..mmk?
perdix 31
I'm confused. You said you "lmfao" and then you tell me to shut up and go away. Am I making you laugh too much?
wellinever 5
So how did the conversation through the bathroom door go? "Hey sis, stop I need to get ..." "Sorry bro, I'm already ..." Eww. I wonder who felt worse about the outcome?
d4m4s74 12
you have two very useful tools to fish keys out of the toilet with you at all times they're called hands
RataBlanca 0
Oh, putting your hand in the toilet, that's healthy... /sarcasm Dude, stick your hand right into it and grab your keys, then wash them. No need for tools.
Skull_300 0
What the **** are you doing with the keys over the toilet in the first place? You don't have a second set of keys? If I were her, I would have shit, gave myself a courtesy flush, then wiped my a$$ while you were outside the bathroom crying/trying to get in. **** you for interupting her taking a shit!!!
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
If faced with a similar situation, such as a freak gardening accident when you "accidentally" sit on a cucumber pointing up, you need two things and two things fast: a pair of ice tongs and a friend who can keep a secret.
omghehehe 0
hahahaha (sympathetically) :) Id like to see that aka accident :D op: i hope u used gloves and disinfected the crap out of it!! :D ewww
omghehehe 0
hahahaha :D Mercy :)).....Shhhh.... according to BSR, it was (wink, wink) an "accident" LMAO. Keep up ur wonderful humor! I wish i was as funny as u and Perdix :D