By Kristen Duncan - 01/08/2017 20:00 - United States - Spokane

Today, I just drank a sip of beer and felt something so I spit it out... It was an earwig. FML
I agree, your life sucks 4 474
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Well... at least you didn't swallow it.

@RichardPencil, are you on here 24/7? Every FML I look at your in the first 3 comments

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Was it “Never Gonna Let You Go?” When I get that earwig, I can hardly spit hard enough to get rid of it. Wait! It’s earworm, not earwig. Nvm. You’ve been Rick-rolled!

@RichardPencil, are you on here 24/7? Every FML I look at your in the first 3 comments

literally think the same...

At least he's not davecross...

Occasionally, you're funny, but now you're trying too hard.

Nah, we've been Richard-roll'd.

The title of the song is "Never Gonna Give You Up." You just Great Valued an iconic Internet trope.

Well... at least you didn't swallow it.

A very drunk earwig

Pro tip - Be civilized and always pour your beer into a glass. Not only does doing so prevent the accidental consumption of things other than beer, it will also make your beer taste much better by releasing the nitrogen and subsequently the bouquet of the brew. Remember, you taste with your eyes and nose just as much as you do your mouth!

I guess it was a ....beerwig

hey, at least I didn't bite you. That would have been painful

The only thing you should feel when drinking a beer is the buzz. That sucks, man.

Pretty sure u can sue!!