Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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Scopium 0

Being a father may be a blessing how about hiv?

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knevin11 0

the way u said i'm gonna be a daddy sounds lke ur excited, congratulations dude

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SuperSeriouslyFM 0

Wow. What a clusterfuck of comments.

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hateevryone 14

whoa. talk about karma

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k99 5

ooooohhhh....Karma's a bitch ain't it!

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herc71 5

YDI. wrap it up next time bitch. BTW don't give out your real number. NOOB.

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JHandAC 4

God works in mysterious ways... Lol

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