Surprise surprise

By Anonymous - 24/09/2010 11:25 - United States

Today, there were a few loud and annoying kids running around my store. My coworker and I started talking. I jokingly stated, "Yeah, kids ruin everything." But before I could get out, "God knows I'm not ready to be a dad," my phone rang. It was my one night stand. I'm going to be a daddy. FML
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RedPillSucks 31

Apparently you forgot to include God in your "one night stand"

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FFML_314 11

Yes, let's irresponsibly have sex with strange women, give them a false number and bring countless bastard children into the world. Grow up. Women don't find that attractive. Slime balls.

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quinkadink 0

Get tested to make sure that kid is urs....

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cheyennerosi33 0

Lmfao that's what u get for being a pig and having a 1 night stand

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TergesteCity 12

oh the irony (also this is crazy but buy a condom, maybe)

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Sarraahh_fml 6

Don't worry it may seem upsetting now but it won't years down the road.

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droptableusers 7

Uterine Falcon Punch. That is all.

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ashjo 12

your a loser, kids don't ruin everything!

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SchaferLawson 15

Protect yourself before you wreck yourself!

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