Scan, stupid, scan! You've got one of the rare jobs where you get paid to look at girls in skimpy bathing suits, and you almost lose by making the rookie mistake of obvious staring! Scan the scene a little to the left and a little to the right of your target. Don't get caught making the dead-eyes stare while drooling and massaging your crotch.

Some people just want to watch the world drown :/

Did you end up keeping your job?

Holy shit, idk if anyone has noticed this before but the work category icon looks exactly like slenderman.

The key to success here is to hide your erection. Trust me, I know.

and this gives you the right to stare?

Being a former lifeguard, and having loved the job, you would be surprised how many people complain about that. "Stop staring at my children!" Well, they shouldn't have been trying to sneakily break the rules and backflip into the pool off the edge and crack their skull open! Yeah, it happened to me. Polarized sunglasses are awesome for that, by the way.

I know that feeling OP, except my job was bar tending at a strip club so I guess it's a little different. I don't blame you, girls in swimsuits are hot.

either way, SOMEONE was looking too much

Wait until a parent yells at you for saving their drowning child. Um? What? Yep. It happens.