By Wallz99 - 19/04/2013 06:00 - Pakistan - Plot

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Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML
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daytoday21 10
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Why so surprised anyway?

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perdix 29

Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you! This is not going to end well.

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XxTaliaxX 16

Yikes! that must have been embarrassing.

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SoulAmeliorate 16
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Boss: "Well, I thought you'd never ask!"

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Matt_greener 8
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I would play it off like " oo she said yo homey. :p" Just cause i'm a fast thinker like that.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

#18 I would've starred at my boss, made that face in your profile pic, and yelled "Impossibruh!" into the phone. Cuz I'm socially awkward like that.

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Matt_greener 8
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#48 i ruined your comment by changing my picture :( i'm sorry.

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daytoday21 10
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Why so surprised anyway?

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Damian95 16

Open mouth insert foot.

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Blee864 16
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I'd told boss man I felt sick and had to go!!

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MathildeDamm 17
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Tell*... even though the rest of your comment still doesn't make sense.

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fishstick557 14

3 it was a long distance girlfriend

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firefighter925 18
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I got you man... we don't need time for grammar! we put the wet stuff on the red stuff!!

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dancinwookie 21
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#34- No time for grammar, but then immediately correct yourself? Make up your damn mind!

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CamcAmIaM 10
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Silly hose-monkeys

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lilhellian 26
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I think recieving a sext tops this

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RedPillSucks 31

Did you satisfy her with sexy star wars references?

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perdix 29

Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you! This is not going to end well.

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daytoday21 10
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Just because she's horny doesn't mean she's going to cheat- clearly when she's horny she wants *him*, not some random guy, or she wouldn't have called

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sotheresthisgirl 8

Did he file as sexual harassment complaint?

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tacojauns 45
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On saying the word horny?

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botanistjessica 24
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Maybe she thought she was turning into a rhino...you know...just throwing it out there... yeah.

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sotheresthisgirl 8

Ya... I thumbed my comment down too.

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usrtrn 5
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break time?!!

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delaneyluke 5
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and u shouldve continued with 'I'm sorry, but I'm busy at work so I can't help u there' ...... to boss ' as I was saying .....'

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swordidfate 13
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or maybe just "and how does this concern me?"

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