Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML
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XxTaliaxX
| 16
Yikes! that must have been embarrassing.
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SoulAmeliorate
| 16
Boss: "Well, I thought you'd never ask!"
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Matt_greener
| 8
I would play it off like " oo she said yo homey. :p" Just cause i'm a fast thinker like that.
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xXHollowIchigoXx
| 17
#18 I would've starred at my boss, made that face in your profile pic, and yelled "Impossibruh!" into the phone. Cuz I'm socially awkward like that.
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Matt_greener
| 8
#48 i ruined your comment by changing my picture :( i'm sorry.
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daytoday21
| 10
Why so surprised anyway?
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Damian95
| 16
Open mouth insert foot.
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Blee864
| 16
I'd told boss man I felt sick and had to go!!
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MathildeDamm
| 17
Tell*... even though the rest of your comment still doesn't make sense.
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fishstick557
| 14
3 it was a long distance girlfriend
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firefighter925
| 18
I got you man... we don't need time for grammar! we put the wet stuff on the red stuff!!
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firefighter925
| 18
have*
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dancinwookie
| 21
#34- No time for grammar, but then immediately correct yourself? Make up your damn mind!
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CamcAmIaM
| 10
Silly hose-monkeys
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nikki_1717_
| 8
Been there!
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lilhellian
| 26
I think recieving a sext tops this
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Did you satisfy her with sexy star wars references?
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perdix
| 29
Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you!
This is not going to end well.
This is not going to end well.
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daytoday21
| 10
Just because she's horny doesn't mean she's going to cheat- clearly when she's horny she wants *him*, not some random guy, or she wouldn't have called
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sotheresthisgirl
| 8
Did he file as sexual harassment complaint?
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tacojauns
| 45
On saying the word horny?
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botanistjessica
| 24
Maybe she thought she was turning into a rhino...you know...just throwing it out there...
yeah.
yeah.
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sotheresthisgirl
| 8
Ya... I thumbed my comment down too.
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usrtrn
| 5
break time?!!
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delaneyluke
| 5
and u shouldve continued with 'I'm sorry, but I'm busy at work so I can't help u there' ...... to boss ' as I was saying .....'
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swordidfate
| 13
or maybe just "and how does this concern me?"
This is not going to end well.