By Wallz99 - 19/04/2013 06:00 - Pakistan - Plot
![Spicy](/images/v2/picto/spicy.png)
By Wallz99 - 19/04/2013 06:00 - Pakistan - Plot
By Lukey1028 - 14/07/2015 01:07 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 25/05/2020 20:00
By Sarah - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco
By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States
By Anonymous - 15/05/2013 20:21 - United States
By MissCan'tKeepAJob - 23/08/2011 16:18 - United States
By Peter Steele love - 18/10/2015 00:49 - United Kingdom - Clevedon
By Anonymous - 28/01/2011 19:55 - United States
By Anonymous - 26/04/2015 07:09 - Australia - Burwood
By MoxyR12 - 24/06/2009 15:33 - United States
Boss: "Well, I thought you'd never ask!"
I would play it off like " oo she said yo homey. :p" Just cause i'm a fast thinker like that.
#48 i ruined your comment by changing my picture :( i'm sorry.
Why so surprised anyway?
I'd told boss man I felt sick and had to go!!
Tell*... even though the rest of your comment still doesn't make sense.
I got you man... we don't need time for grammar! we put the wet stuff on the red stuff!!
have*
#34- No time for grammar, but then immediately correct yourself? Make up your damn mind!
Silly hose-monkeys
Been there!
I think recieving a sext tops this
Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you! This is not going to end well.
Just because she's horny doesn't mean she's going to cheat- clearly when she's horny she wants *him*, not some random guy, or she wouldn't have called
On saying the word horny?
Maybe she thought she was turning into a rhino...you know...just throwing it out there... yeah.
break time?!!
and u shouldve continued with 'I'm sorry, but I'm busy at work so I can't help u there' ...... to boss ' as I was saying .....'
or maybe just "and how does this concern me?"
Keywords
Why so surprised anyway?
Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you! This is not going to end well.