FML : Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right...

Today, my long-distance girlfriend drunk dialed me and told me she was horny. Surprised, I exclaimed, "You're horny?" without realizing my boss was right next to me. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Wallz99 - / Friday 19 April 2013 06:00 / Pakistan - Plot

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By daytoday21 | 10

#5455994 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:00

Why so surprised anyway?

By perdix | 29

#5456001 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:04

Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you!

This is not going to end well.

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By XxTaliaxX | 16

#5455993 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:00

Yikes! that must have been embarrassing.

SoulAmeliorate | 16

#5456026 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:19

Boss: "Well, I thought you'd never ask!"

Matt_greener | 8

#5456043 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:29

I would play it off like " oo she said yo homey. :p" Just cause i'm a fast thinker like that.

xXHollowIchigoXx | 17

#5456500 - Saturday 20 April 2013 0:58

#18 I would've starred at my boss, made that face in your profile pic, and yelled "Impossibruh!" into the phone. Cuz I'm socially awkward like that.

Matt_greener | 8

#5461233 - Tuesday 23 April 2013 8:08

#48 i ruined your comment by changing my picture :( i'm sorry.

By daytoday21 | 10

#5455994 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:00

Why so surprised anyway?

Damian95 | 16

#5456098 - Friday 19 April 2013 17:53

Open mouth insert foot.

By Blee864 | 16

#5455995 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:01

I'd told boss man I felt sick and had to go!!

MathildeDamm | 17

#5456029 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:21

Tell*... even though the rest of your comment still doesn't make sense.

fishstick557 | 14

#5456034 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:24

3 it was a long distance girlfriend

firefighter925 | 18

#5456133 - Friday 19 April 2013 18:29

I got you man... we don't need time for grammar! we put the wet stuff on the red stuff!!

firefighter925 | 18

#5456140 - Friday 19 April 2013 18:33

have*

dancinwookie | 21

#5456494 - Saturday 20 April 2013 0:51

#34- No time for grammar, but then immediately correct yourself? Make up your damn mind!

CamcAmIaM | 10

#5456885 - Saturday 20 April 2013 6:15

Silly hose-monkeys

By nikki_1717_ | 8

#5455996 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:02

Been there!

By lilhellian | 26

#5455998 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:03

I think recieving a sext tops this

By RedPillSucks | 31

#5456000 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:03

Did you satisfy her with sexy star wars references?

By perdix | 29

#5456001 - Friday 19 April 2013 16:04

Drunk, horny and far away? Your boss knowing that is the least of your problems. A man on her end of the phone should be of more immediate concern to you!

This is not going to end well.

daytoday21 | 10

#5457329 - Saturday 20 April 2013 17:07

Just because she's horny doesn't mean she's going to cheat- clearly when she's horny she wants *him*, not some random guy, or she wouldn't have called