By TheDeathguard - 20/07/2017 20:05

Today, a couple yelled at me and reported me to the homeowner association for "watching them make out" at the pool. I'm the lifeguard. FML
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ThatIsSoFetch 7

What do they expect when they're making out in a public place?

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123765 18
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what's seriously wrong with people these days

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123765 18
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what's seriously wrong with people these days

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Akitakat 31
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It's not just "these days"...its been like this for a long time. Many just aren't aware.

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Glowworm56 26
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"Sir, and lady making out, please get a room!"

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ThatIsSoFetch 7

What do they expect when they're making out in a public place?

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Lalala579121 27
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A public place where it's someone's job to watch people, no less.

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Lobby_Bee 17

Was it hot?

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RichardPencil 30
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If your swim trunks showed your enthusiasm for their activity, they do have a valid point.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Tell them not to flatter themselves and to carry on.

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yeongji 31
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It seems to me that they wanted their "5 seconds of fame" from making out to last longer by dragging an innocent bystander into their mess. Sorry to hear what happened, OP.

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Lalala579121 27
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Well they've gotta do something to spice up their romantic life. They probably can't make other activities last longer than 5 seconds.

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electrodude 15
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So next time you're on duty and something happens to them look the other way

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olga_crvjl 19
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Lmao omg I can't ??

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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You can't what? You have to finish your sentence.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

Maybe blowing your whistle gave the wrong impression?

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