what's seriously wrong with people these days

It's not just "these days"...its been like this for a long time. Many just aren't aware.

"Sir, and lady making out, please get a room!"

What do they expect when they're making out in a public place?

A public place where it's someone's job to watch people, no less.

Was it hot?

If your swim trunks showed your enthusiasm for their activity, they do have a valid point.

Lol no

Tell them not to flatter themselves and to carry on.

It seems to me that they wanted their "5 seconds of fame" from making out to last longer by dragging an innocent bystander into their mess. Sorry to hear what happened, OP.

Well they've gotta do something to spice up their romantic life. They probably can't make other activities last longer than 5 seconds.

So next time you're on duty and something happens to them look the other way

Lmao omg I can't ??

You can't what? You have to finish your sentence.

Maybe blowing your whistle gave the wrong impression?