By babysitter - 06/01/2011 05:57 - United States

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Today, I was on a walk when I ran into the woman whose kids I babysit. We had a quick chat, and I noticed she had just blown her driveway clean. As I left, I said "You did a nice blow job!" FML
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then she winked at you

Sir, please, i dont like to talk about my oral gifts in front of the children.

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wow... awkward much

then she winked at you

Dirty minds think alike ;)

Clean that shit up with some orbits.

Need a moment, chew it over with a twix.

That must have blowed!

That's hilarious!

Sir, please, i dont like to talk about my oral gifts in front of the children.

sir, this fml was posted by a woman.

are you stupid .... wait wait wait don't answer let me guess you pretty fuming stupid if you ask me

so you know, I meant to give your comment a thumbs up, but accidentally pressed the wrong button sorry

I think you mean woman* Grammar Nazi FTW :P But that's hilarious!

7, that's one of my pet peeves too... women? really? no. woman!

Woman is associated with one; Just like how a woman usually only has one man. And, how women share several men. Hope this helps. -FMLGrammarNazi.

If you're talking about the post, it clearly said woman. If not then sorry to bother you.

I think you're an idiot.

Freudian slip :D

Jealous much?

explain to her you're an idiot and say you meant the snow. she will understand. there, your life isnt fucked anymore