Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
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Bano360
| 25
Main reason I do not want to have kids. 4 siblings is enough.
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sleepwalker13
| 25
Kids these days have no manners
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Bano360
| 25
Main reason I do not want to have kids. 4 siblings is enough.
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TourettesGuyFTW
| 25
The way your kids turn out is up to you as a parent, it's not hard to understand that.
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fishstick557
| 14
Why didn't you move
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MichellinMan
| 20
It'd be your fault if they turned out like little shits.
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tjv3
| 10
See kids today have no respect. They have no respect because their parents have no respect.
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sleepwalker13
| 25
Kids these days have no manners
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Bakarra
| 22
Parents have a big role in this as well. On another note, this is why I don't use public pools
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allie2590
| 30
I'm sure kids have always been taking dumps/pissing where they're not supposed to, not just "these days."
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Wizardo
| 33
So the kid wanted to be an ingredient of a massive poo stew and be marinated in the juices of someone else's faeces and everyone else's griminess... good luck.
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cmayer
| 20
Wow you made me actually gag..
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MsConfusedd
| 27
At least he peed on our feet which were underwater.... he could've peed on your head
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Bakarra
| 22
That's the silver lining to this story? That's just sad...
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Danielle7994
| 18
The fml says OP was standing "at" the shallow end, not "in". He/She was probably standing on the cement. That child is purely evil lol.
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MsConfusedd
| 27
17- true but even so of all places to be peed on, feet are probably the least horrifyingly awful
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isallwaysme
| 27
a mentally challenged kid pooped his pants at a pool here, then slipped and landed in it. making it shoot out is pants. i feel your pain.
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profoundkisses
| 18
Kids these days
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Squirrel1256
| 15
I could understand if it was an accident for the first kid, but the second kid should be bannned from the pool. Maybe then he would learn.
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truth_teller23
| 11
I'm pretty sure kids have been pooping and peeing in pools since the invention of pools. The child who peed on OP's feet needs to be taught by his parents.
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Lennes
| 12
Aaaaaand I'm reminded why I hate most kids. I'm sorry op, it seems like the latter kid needs to learn respect for the people who work.
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BigMatt803
| 18
Some kids just have no respect or discipline. If I had done that and my parents were around, sitting down would have been difficult
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ozpunker
| 20
Put his head under until the bubbles stop.
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elephantsarecute
| 16
It's not funny to joke about drowning children, even horribly behaved ones.
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clemsi
| 20
Welcome to the internet, prepare to be extremely pissed off, or in OP's case pissed on.
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rita0ral
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Nice job