By heyyoitsapotato - 31/05/2013 02:35 - United States

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML
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Bano360 25
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Main reason I do not want to have kids. 4 siblings is enough.

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sleepwalker13 25
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Kids these days have no manners

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Bano360 25
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Main reason I do not want to have kids. 4 siblings is enough.

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TourettesGuyFTW 25
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The way your kids turn out is up to you as a parent, it's not hard to understand that.

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fishstick557 14

Why didn't you move

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MichellinMan 20

It'd be your fault if they turned out like little shits.

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tjv3 10

See kids today have no respect. They have no respect because their parents have no respect.

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sleepwalker13 25
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Kids these days have no manners

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Bakarra 22
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Parents have a big role in this as well. On another note, this is why I don't use public pools

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allie2590 31
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I'm sure kids have always been taking dumps/pissing where they're not supposed to, not just "these days."

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Wizardo 33

So the kid wanted to be an ingredient of a massive poo stew and be marinated in the juices of someone else's faeces and everyone else's griminess... good luck.

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cmayer 20
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Wow you made me actually gag..

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MsConfusedd 27
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At least he peed on our feet which were underwater.... he could've peed on your head

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Bakarra 22
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That's the silver lining to this story? That's just sad...

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Danielle7994 18
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The fml says OP was standing "at" the shallow end, not "in". He/She was probably standing on the cement. That child is purely evil lol.

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MsConfusedd 27
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17- true but even so of all places to be peed on, feet are probably the least horrifyingly awful

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isallwaysme 27
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a mentally challenged kid pooped his pants at a pool here, then slipped and landed in it. making it shoot out is pants. i feel your pain.

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Squirrel1256 15

I could understand if it was an accident for the first kid, but the second kid should be bannned from the pool. Maybe then he would learn.

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truth_teller23 11
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I'm pretty sure kids have been pooping and peeing in pools since the invention of pools. The child who peed on OP's feet needs to be taught by his parents.

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Lennes 12

Aaaaaand I'm reminded why I hate most kids. I'm sorry op, it seems like the latter kid needs to learn respect for the people who work.

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BigMatt803 18
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Some kids just have no respect or discipline. If I had done that and my parents were around, sitting down would have been difficult

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ozpunker 20
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Put his head under until the bubbles stop.

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elephantsarecute 16
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It's not funny to joke about drowning children, even horribly behaved ones.

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clemsi 20
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Welcome to the internet, prepare to be extremely pissed off, or in OP's case pissed on.

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