FML : Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared...

Today, while working as a lifeguard, a kid took a dump in the pool. When I told everyone to clear the pool so we could clean it, another kid promptly stared at me, stood at the shallow end right where I was standing, pulled down his trunks, and peed on my feet. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By heyyoitsapotato / Friday 31 May 2013 02:35 / United States

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By Bano360 | 25

#5514791 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

Main reason I do not want to have kids. 4 siblings is enough.

By sleepwalker13 | 25

#5514796 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

Kids these days have no manners

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By Bano360 | 25

#5514791 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:47

Main reason I do not want to have kids. 4 siblings is enough.

TourettesGuyFTW | 25

#5514832 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:59

The way your kids turn out is up to you as a parent, it's not hard to understand that.

fishstick557 | 14

#5515270 - Friday 31 May 2013 18:00

Why didn't you move

MichellinMan | 20

#5515598 - Friday 31 May 2013 22:16

It'd be your fault if they turned out like little shits.

tjv3 | 10

#5515858 - Saturday 1 June 2013 4:12

See kids today have no respect. They have no respect because their parents have no respect.

By sleepwalker13 | 25

#5514796 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:49

Kids these days have no manners

Bakarra | 22

#5514860 - Friday 31 May 2013 13:12

Parents have a big role in this as well. On another note, this is why I don't use public pools

allie2590 | 30

#5514933 - Friday 31 May 2013 14:08

I'm sure kids have always been taking dumps/pissing where they're not supposed to, not just "these days."

By Wizardo | 33

#5514800 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:50

So the kid wanted to be an ingredient of a massive poo stew and be marinated in the juices of someone else's faeces and everyone else's griminess... good luck.

cmayer | 20

#5515665 - Saturday 1 June 2013 0:24

Wow you made me actually gag..

By MsConfusedd | 27

#5514801 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:51

At least he peed on our feet which were underwater.... he could've peed on your head

Bakarra | 22

#5514856 - Friday 31 May 2013 13:10

That's the silver lining to this story? That's just sad...

Danielle7994 | 18

#5514859 - Friday 31 May 2013 13:11

The fml says OP was standing "at" the shallow end, not "in". He/She was probably standing on the cement. That child is purely evil lol.

MsConfusedd | 27

#5514886 - Friday 31 May 2013 13:38

17- true but even so of all places to be peed on, feet are probably the least horrifyingly awful

By isallwaysme | 27

#5514802 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:52

a mentally challenged kid pooped his pants at a pool here, then slipped and landed in it. making it shoot out is pants. i feel your pain.

By profoundkisses | 18

#5514811 - Friday 31 May 2013 12:54

Kids these days

Squirrel1256 | 15

#5515245 - Friday 31 May 2013 17:35

I could understand if it was an accident for the first kid, but the second kid should be bannned from the pool. Maybe then he would learn.

truth_teller23 | 11

#5515288 - Friday 31 May 2013 18:24

I'm pretty sure kids have been pooping and peeing in pools since the invention of pools. The child who peed on OP's feet needs to be taught by his parents.