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By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

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Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

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Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 05:54 - United States

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Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

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Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

because it's necessary.

hotchicklover 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it

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rhysfucker 24

Sunday 17 July 2011 19:51

an electric clipper works, too, and u don't get those stubble bumps. please remember to use a guard (I use the #1) or u might nick the sack...trust me on this part

rv0111 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 22:20

really? I use a Mach 3 and just zip through it. never once had a problem. I swear I have to be trying to cut myself even with a barbers razor

mattsan1992 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:00

soooo how and why?

CallMeHush 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:01

Cut down the bushes to make the tree look bigger right?

charliebrown1272 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:09

hahaha lol!

myny82 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:10

ok... why??

sxcthaigirl 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:10

is it so he can bang it out?

haleyelizabethd 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:11

thats just a little too much right there..apparently he thought the same thing..

epicman1998 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:17

eww

IIIiIII16 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:25

I usually like to do the Bermuda triangle when I'm cleaning up down there.

inkblotdrummer 6

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:30

I think i may have talkedto ur brother on omegle. someone out up a huge story about that,

ajwoolliscroft 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:32

learn anything?

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