Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML
Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML
Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML
Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML
Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML
Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML
Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML
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Top comments
ollie179 21
because it's necessary.
hotchicklover 0
Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it
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Comments (258)
meghan664 0
how?
angelgirl777 0
I'm so sorry that really sucks
snp3 0
so do my brother..... I'm with u girl
kayvan 8
I want to hear the reasons.
RMRaidersNumbah3 0
im a girl and i shave down there. trust me its alot easier around ' that time ' . but you dont have to do anything. its a personal choice.
16rrpass 0
But u cannt shave ur crack. it just doesnt work!
Cleao18317 11
my brothers would do the same
allyrox123 0
so why does he?
gleek07 0
wait so the person who wrote this doesn't shave.... lol.... umm.... in the jungle the mighty jungle. that's pretty gross that you don't shave.
atills 0
.....why does he?
DisturbedFacade 0
How did.it go?