Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee,...

By bigjohn106 - 17/7/2011 12:34 - United States

Today, in front of family and friends, as I got down on one knee, my girlfriend fainted. Her father, a lawyer, rushed over and said, "Anything she says for the next 72 hours is not legally binding" and whisked her away. FML

I agree, your life sucks

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By Symmetry88 | 0

#2915337 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:47

haha! he sounds like a jackass.
But no need to worry, if her dad doesn't like you, it means she does. (:

By jasminea | 0

#2915312 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:45

awhh.... but love conquers all(:

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By aleagator | 10

#2915307 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:45

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

proxxX069069 | 7

#2915541 - Sunday 17 July 2011 19:07

I was glancing through all the comments and I noticed, you look like Angelina from the jersey shore !

Luvarian | 0

#2916220 - Sunday 17 July 2011 21:16

nigggggggeeeeerrr

iSitt | 0

#2917258 - Monday 18 July 2011 1:06

next time he argues you into a corner, faint.

itsgen | 15

#2918190 - Monday 18 July 2011 3:49

I agree!

NeatNit | 32

#2918297 - Monday 18 July 2011 4:17

OP just wants her for the money!

terry0507 | 0

#2944404 - Thursday 21 July 2011 11:46

lawyered

By katymack | 11

#2915309 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:45

Sucks to suck.

partyfool2011 | 4

#2915620 - Sunday 17 July 2011 19:18

you would know?

2ndSucks | 15

#2916196 - Sunday 17 July 2011 21:13

3- not always. ;)

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#2916472 - Sunday 17 July 2011 22:22

lol your second in this thread 2ndSucks

CanWeMicrowaveIt | 11

#2916478 - Sunday 17 July 2011 22:23

You're* dammit

partyfool2011 | 4

#2925887 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:56

At least 2nd gets a medal. what does fourth get? a high five?

By jasminea | 0

#2915312 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:45

awhh.... but love conquers all(:

codyjeffers97 | 0

#2915344 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:47

first

Volcano47 | 0

#2915379 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:48

sombodys father in law doesnt like you(:

jmtmxer | 0

#2915409 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:50

more like 7th dumbass

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2915435 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:53

Tell him: "Objection, where is your evidence?"

Symmetry88 | 0

#2915527 - Sunday 17 July 2011 19:04

17 you just made me smile xD
but what if he shows up with a bag of evidence? :O

Iamnotmyself | 17

#2915531 - Sunday 17 July 2011 19:06

-23 Bribe him

cyanne_fml | 7

#2915617 - Sunday 17 July 2011 19:18

someone needs a lawyer~

ssaammiiee | 5

#2916416 - Sunday 17 July 2011 22:10

tough luck

whyXD | 12

#2916515 - Sunday 17 July 2011 22:30

Life sucks.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2916548 - Sunday 17 July 2011 22:39

for you maybe. but uh ya.. wait 72 hours and then do it again. herpderp

dolphincheddar | 10

#2916552 - Sunday 17 July 2011 22:39

for you maybe. but uh ya.. wait 72 hours and then do it again. herpderp

changetheworld | 0

#2916761 - Sunday 17 July 2011 23:43

Haha, you double posted and managed to get one thumbed up and the other thumbed down.

dolphincheddar | 10

#2916786 - Sunday 17 July 2011 23:49

I know i don't know how it happened but I'm confused o.o

spartan522114 | 0

#2917372 - Monday 18 July 2011 1:20

The second gets thumbed down to fix the double post.

xmayne | 0

#2917694 - Monday 18 July 2011 2:20

Objection your Honor, speculation. he is not a doctor there for not qualified to make that statement.

mr_miyagi | 0

#2918198 - Monday 18 July 2011 3:53

saying yes to a marriage proposal isnt legally binding anyway though

sylverdrag_fml | 9

#2918250 - Monday 18 July 2011 4:06

It's "Objection, your honor".

humorizer | 14

#2919038 - Monday 18 July 2011 6:24

"HOLD IT! Show me exactly where on the state or federal penal code it says that her statements in the next 72 hours are not legally blinding? Click on court records and show the evidence that proves it."

EvilPotato | 14

#2919054 - Monday 18 July 2011 6:30

As she gets whisked away ask for a lawyer.

jasminea | 0

#2925865 - Tuesday 19 July 2011 1:52

wait... I don't get why my comment for moderated...

lonewolf999 | 1

#2943627 - Thursday 21 July 2011 8:47

@#17:

Or he could drop ace attorney Phoenix Wright a phone call. ^^

By KillerABN | 9

#2915318 - Sunday 17 July 2011 18:45

He might be doing you a favor

spacemanspiff78 | 7

#2915776 - Sunday 17 July 2011 19:45

Indeed, you might want to think twice about having a lawyer for a father-in-law. Or, even worse, an ex-father-in-law

CommonSenseKarma | 17

#2916427 - Sunday 17 July 2011 22:13

Or, maybe, if OP truly loved this woman, and he wanted to be with this woman forever, he shouldn't give a shit about her father being a lawyer.

~More than just Common Sense.