Stop talking, stop talking now

By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

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Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML
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hotchicklover 0

Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it

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GayBaconStrip 0

And how did this very peculiar lecture come into effect? Did someone catch him doing a no-no?

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RuCheezBurger 10

Make it clear that "I DO NOT WANT A DEMONSTRATION"

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ConnorFry9000 0

haha. did he do it just to torture you?

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perdix 29

The worst part is that such a simple issue requires a long story. Why: It feels great, girls will suck it deeper and can't yank your pubes while giving you a handy. How: With an electric razor. You might use a blade if you are brave enough and want an even more perfect job. That's pretty much it -- the rest is just a waste.

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wordnerd42 0

What if the how and why are much more elaborate, and that iscwhyvthe

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wordnerd42 0

Gah my iPod sucks... Maybe the method to his madness involves suction cups or butter knives. We may never know.

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lmaoatall 6

don't tell me! he's stuffing pillows or basket weaving with the shavings. either way don't except any homemade presents he gives you.

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_Sophia_ 14

You could have just told him to shut up? Logical approach to your predicament I should think.

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fireman33 0

do you not like a guy clean and shaved down there, no one want hairs in their face.... just like guys like girls shaved bald, it's so sexy and smooth feeling

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CaptainDouche 0

How: with a rock. Why: to be more aerodynamic.

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Roflmaoqxz 3

If you shave your pubes with a rock you must have like 20 ft. pubes by now O_o

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CaptainDouche 0

You have to admit, it would be a funny sight. I imagine that Tom Hanks had a deleted scene in Castaway where he shaved his pubes with a rock.

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sourgirl101 28

He cuts them to make rope and fishing nets.

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DKjazz 20

When I read "aerodynamic", I visualized a flying disembodied phallus breaking the sound barrier and causing sonic-boom.

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