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By Username - 17/07/2011 15:21 - United States

Today, I had to endure a long story about how and why my brother shaves his pubes. FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By kdehshaden - 30/04/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, after a lot of begging, I finally convinced my husband to shave all of his pubes off. Now I can't even look at it without laughing, and he's mad at me for making him do it. FML

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By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Mothertucker - 08/03/2017 00:00

Today, I came across one of the pitfalls of having open discussions with my 15-year-old son when he asked me how to shave his pubes. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/12/2010 05:54 - United States

Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

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By deardaughter - 14/08/2019 06:00 - Australia

Today, I walked into the kitchen to find my father trimming his pubes over the bin with our kitchen scissors. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2015 16:20 - Canada - Milton

Today, I woke up at 4am needing a piss, only to walk in on my fuckstick brother combing his pubes with our mom's toothbrush. FML

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By burnmyeyes - 19/04/2014 21:26 - United States - Richmond

Today, I walked in on my brother shaving his nuts, all while giggling like a maniac and seemingly high out of his mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/05/2011 04:41 - United States

Today, I realized that my pubes are longer than my penis itself. FML

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ollie179 21

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

because it's necessary.

hotchicklover 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 18:46

Ahahahahahaha at least you didnt walk in on him doin it

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d33emar 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:39

lol ummm why?

Sessyann 1

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:43

Sooooo y does he?

kidcanada 4

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:45

all men should shave down there

Raesin 21

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:49

#122 You've been watching too much ****. **** was the thing that started the trend of shaving pubes. No one MUST shave them if they don't want to.

rv0111 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 22:23

it's actually more a hygiene issue. and it's way less itchy if you're athletic and sweat there a lot

chili10 18

Monday 18 July 2011 0:22

if the guy is sexually active a big factor could be what his partner likes. most girls don't like it really hairy.

kidcanada 4

Monday 18 July 2011 12:16

thats disgusting. men expect girls to be ckean but cant do the same? sorry that i dont want my girl goibg down on a forrest

kidcanada 4

Monday 18 July 2011 12:18

and by u saying that, u prob dont shower either u dirty unhygenic ******

xXemoturtleXx 8

Sunday 17 July 2011 20:45

that's a little bit too much, isn't it?

crushedone 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:10

It makes a statement. It says "This is a clean place. You can put your mouth here."

KiTtykitkat 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:10

what pubes

SpeakingMyMind 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:14

Sorry that nobody was there to shave you from that awkward situation. hehheh

jaff23 11

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:25

well you learn something new everyday

gTOtheT 7

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:29

um to much info.... but at least be glad he didn't SHOW you how he did it

Possum_Gurl 13

Sunday 17 July 2011 21:30

sounds yummy?

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