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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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You deserved it 29 760

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 160

You deserved it 8 827

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 894

You deserved it 7 716

By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 160

You deserved it 2 927

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 423

You deserved it 45 860

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 771

You deserved it 41 762

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 224

You deserved it 4 790

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 482

You deserved it 3 242

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 527

You deserved it 7 800

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 308

You deserved it 6 196

By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 695

You deserved it 5 122

mk58 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:12

He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

That's a slippy situation

Comments

Ariana2_fml 2

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:38

Did he break the car? Haha

XxAqwa13xX 6

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:38

FAIL

saliat 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:41

Nice

XxNINJA_28xX 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:43

That wouldn't have have happened if you had my skills.

LegendofZelda88 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:45

LMAO!!!! Been there, except it was my girlfriends dog instead of a car alarm..

lovinit5683 0

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:45

That's going to be a hard one to explain.

EvanescenceLuver 12

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:46

Geez, what did he do, break a window when he fell on it? Or do you just have a really touchy car? FYL, OP. Also, FYL for living in Canada right now, isn't it like, ******* -2 degrees Fahrenheit? Don't freeze to death, and don't get grounded to death.

iamyourgod 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:47

FYL for being a pussy to cold. -2 F is nothing, I wear a hoodie outside in that. -30 or lower with windchill is when it starts getting bad.

underguarded 20

Monday 12 December 2011 1:16

Most cars have a very sensitive alarms now , especially new ones. You can literally lightly touch it and it can go off. He probably lightly shook the car and the alarm went off. And minus 2 is nothing. I don't understand why people assume Canada is suddenly a death zone when it's cold. It's Canada not the North Pole. There is a Huge difference in temperature and weather.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Monday 12 December 2011 1:55

LOOK OUT GUYS! We got a badass over here!

Amy_244 10

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:53

Awkard! but you just make me come up with the excuse "oh, he wanted to make me breakfast" to make it sound like he just arrived in case the same things ever happens to me :) hope you didn't get in too much trouble

aceangel6 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:55

As long as the guy is okay.

mdtdnb 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:58

I gotta say YDI on this one...not because you actually do deserve it, but because he was so close to a clean getaway when some unpredictable force decided...NOPE! Not this time!