By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML
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sumdizzyfoo 0

Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd

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Dont_Explain 3

If he ripped through your lip, either he ripped off the part above it, or pulled you down with him, or his teeth came out... if his teeth came out, I'm sure they would look lovely as a piercing... Why the **** was his teeth over your lips anyway? You had your lip in his mouth? o.O I'm trying to visualise this, and unless you have retarded kissing, it looks like: http://img22.imageshack.us/img22/8396/fmlt.png or this: http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/7613/fmlf.png

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paprik 0

care to make an animation as well? :D

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WhatANoob 0

That's a huge turn on

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noidea_fml 3

ouchh! sorry about that :(

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niadanac1 3

This is much like the cracked tooth, lot of kissing related mishaps lately. Take notice everyone!

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Spaceghost77 0

Thank God your in England and everyone has the smile of a sand tiger shark. I bet no one will even notice.

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sumdizzyfoo 0

Those must be some horrible teeth or a horendous kisser..."oh no I'm falling, I'll catch my balance on your face, with my jaws"...do you date a german shepherd

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Joefo 0

exactly what i was thinking... how do his teeth puncture your lip if he tried to kiss you and slipped?

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spreadtheword1o1 0

I don't believe u

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