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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

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You deserved it 8 827

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

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You deserved it 7 716

By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

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You deserved it 2 927

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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You deserved it 45 860

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

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You deserved it 41 762

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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You deserved it 4 790

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

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You deserved it 3 242

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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You deserved it 7 800

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 308

You deserved it 6 196

By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

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mk58 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:12

He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

That's a slippy situation

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bitchslapped22 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:17

That's when he books it the **** out of there and you make up an excuse for why the alarm just went off

mosquito19 14

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:18

sneaking out? underage *****

iamyourgod 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:38

Doesn't mean she is underage. She could be anywhere from 16 to 30 for all we know.

aceman1992 9

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:22

13- judgmental dick.

Torva_fml 16

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:10

Salty pineapple. Ooh... We aren't just naming things that pop into our head? Darn...

Loozer6154 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:22

Hope he and the car are ok...

MrSchneebly 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:23

Guy sounds like a smooth operator

BogJuan 5

Monday 12 December 2011 8:23

Don't you mean a slick operator?

KVKdragon 26

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:23

Couldn't he have just grabbed the edge of the roof after he slipped on the ice? That'd be the first thing I'd do if I slipped while climbing off a roof :/

xStaciexLynnx 15

Sunday 11 December 2011 20:24

How tall are you that you can just reach up and grab a roof?

iamyourgod 3

Sunday 11 December 2011 21:38

What roof? The way it's worded says he fell on ice and hit a car. Most likely on the driveway. If he fell 5m and smashed the roof of the car don't you think it would have been worded differently? And she would probably be watching him in the hospital, not posting on FML.

perdix 29

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:24

You just need to tell them that he was just coming instead of going. That might not help your case much :(

KVKdragon 26

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:27

Actually it could help. If the bf is willing to take the heat, she could just say that she didn't know he was coming over ;)

perdix 29

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:32

It depends if the parents think that "coming" means what you think it means or what I think it means.

flockz 19

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:28

tell them rudolph slipped off the roof. that mother ******'s really clumsy.

SixShooterSambo 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:32

I bet he took off running once the adrenaline got pumping... hopefully he got away in time!

samikitty961 8

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:34

even if the OP's boyfriend gets away, She's going to have a hard time explaining what she was doing outside so early in the morning.

djth3t4ank 4

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:35

For a second, I thought "some ice" was a piece of clothing.

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