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A perfect opportunity to humiliate the teacher by acting like you have no idea what they mean. Once they explain it to you, you then pull out the giant pen to show them what your son is talking about and act shocked at such a dirty mind the teacher has and walk out with a loud Harrumph!!!

Does he have other more interesting things going on besides that giant pen you got him?

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Even more disturbing is why, as a mother, you needed to buy him a Giant Penis? Did you think girls wouldn't like him if his pen is not big enough? If your kid is in the last years of high school, this is weird, but if he's younger, it's really fucked-up.

Does he have other more interesting things going on besides that giant pen you got him?

And if he's always talking about the giant pen and NOT making dick jokes about it, what's wrong with him?!?!

A perfect opportunity to humiliate the teacher by acting like you have no idea what they mean. Once they explain it to you, you then pull out the giant pen to show them what your son is talking about and act shocked at such a dirty mind the teacher has and walk out with a loud Harrumph!!!

Just make sure you don't whip out your dildo by mistake. That would make your contrived indignation a hilarious gaffe.

And you showed the teacher the pen in question, correct?