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Stealthy

By Anonymous - 11/12/2011 07:29 - Canada

Today, while my boyfriend was sneaking out before my parents awoke, he slipped on some ice and fell on their car. The alarm went off. FML

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You deserved it 29 760

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By kill me - 31/01/2009 15:30 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 160

You deserved it 8 827

By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 894

You deserved it 7 716

By Vicky - 26/12/2009 20:47 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend went to kiss me as we were walking home. It was very icy and he slipped. His teeth went through my lip. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 160

You deserved it 2 927

By stairmaster - 05/04/2011 07:47

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 423

You deserved it 45 860

By holy sleet - 29/11/2013 21:49 - United States - Rochester

Today, while ice-skating with my girlfriend, I tried to do what they do in the movies and make her gently fall into my arms. Instead she slipped, fell, and hit her head on the ice. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 771

You deserved it 41 762

By Jacqueline - 01/07/2012 20:01 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 224

You deserved it 4 790

By Clumsy Clumsy - 16/04/2016 16:27 - Canada - Spruce Grove

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 482

You deserved it 3 242

By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 527

You deserved it 7 800

By SqueakingRetard - 17/01/2014 23:28 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was walking home from work, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. I clambered back to my feet, made it three feet, then slipped and fell again. A guy who'd witnessed the whole thing stuck his head out of his car window and yelled "Dumbasssssss!" FML

I agree, your life sucks 45 308

You deserved it 6 196

By ouchmyeye - 10/06/2011 04:59 - United States

Today, as I was sleeping I heard something bang on my door. I walked on my balcony only to find my boyfriend throwing rocks trying to wake me. He didn't see me and threw a rock right into my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 695

You deserved it 5 122

mk58 31

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:12

He should have just ran off into the darkness, leading them to think that their car alarm saved them from a burglary.

baseballplaya5 7

Sunday 11 December 2011 19:09

That's a slippy situation

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rutgersfan23 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:12

Well that kimda sucks!

willn98 5

Monday 12 December 2011 4:46

Nice abs, cake boss.

SocialAnarchy 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:29

How slick of him.

Gigaboo 0

Monday 12 December 2011 4:45

the neighbors dog did it!!

Okayitwasme 0

Monday 12 December 2011 6:07

Did you run to the hallway and yell out, "I think I see some one", and point in the other direction?

alc0227 9

Monday 12 December 2011 7:08

Ninja training=Fail

kei1108 13

Monday 12 December 2011 7:21

He should not have been disobeying and disrespecting his parents then!

Hopelovesyou711 0

Monday 12 December 2011 8:07

That's sucks

jellyD 1

Monday 12 December 2011 8:09

Oh oh ha ha ha. Sorry OP but sadly funny.

AspynMicaela 1

Tuesday 13 December 2011 2:13

Hope your boyfriend is okay.. but next time, you should get a hotel room, then you wouldn't be in that kind of trouble.

band_nerd23 9

Tuesday 13 December 2011 3:22

Did he at least run away as fast as possible?

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Same thing different taste

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