Kids, Pranks, Parents and Scary: Spooked

Spooked

By awkwardpartybear - 04/01/2014 23:43 - United States - West Palm Beach

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

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You deserved it 17 634

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2021 22:58

Today, my mom thought it would be funny to wake me up with a monster mask on, holding a knife, and screaming, "I'm going to kill you!" My first response was to punch her in the face then kick her. Guess who's grounded for a month. FML

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You deserved it 88

By bTOhno - 13/08/2011 06:37 - United States

Today, I woke up at my girlfriend's house. She was staring at me, holding a knife over my face. She ran away, giggling. FML

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You deserved it 4 731

By Prae - 01/10/2012 05:47 - United States - Dallas

Today, I washed the dishes for my mom while she was out, as they seemed to be piling up. I accidentally sliced my hand with a knife in the process. After a trip to the hospital, it was revealed she'd been leaving those dishes there "to teach dad a lesson." FML

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You deserved it 2 105

By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 450

You deserved it 4 523

By screamo - 02/05/2009 20:44 - United Kingdom

Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

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You deserved it 46 784

By Karl - 21/02/2011 11:43

Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 5 967

By mommy_issues - 29/08/2009 16:46 - United States

Today, I was curious as to whether or not my mom was off of her medication. When I asked her, she pulled a knife on me. Looks like I got my answer. FML

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You deserved it 4 527

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By so scared - 08/02/2014 17:13 - Canada - Barrie

Today, my mother thought it would be funny to sneak into my room at night and scream like a demon, after I'd explained to her how scared I was of The Exorcist movie I had just seen. She claims it wasn't her. FML

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You deserved it 6 200

Insane parents

By mermyth - 28/10/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, my mom came to my room to tell me that there were guests coming over. Five minutes later, she came to my room to scream at me for not doing the dishes, “like she just told me.” When? FML

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You deserved it 129

By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML

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You deserved it 3 503

metallica_wins 20

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:03

MADD: Moms Against Dirty Dishes

Aligator67 12

Sunday 5 January 2014 10:01

Sounds like an... Interesting mom. Good luck OP. FYL

Comments

BlockOfRedStone 25

Sunday 5 January 2014 16:28

I wanna see this one illustrated

worldclassrager 39

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:29

That's a bit extreme...

franklydizzy 5

Sunday 5 January 2014 17:32

. . . ok. . . . your mom pranked you. i wasn't a real killer.

MysticMonkey 9

Sunday 5 January 2014 18:56

Should've washed the dishes then you lazyass. Make a mess, clean it up.

freeman17 1

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:42

Man If I were you that figure would already be in a choke hold

darshanbidkar 11

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:44

Looks like your mom is way cooler than you..!

dmklake 14

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:53

Your mom sounds like fun

notsofriendly 17

Sunday 5 January 2014 19:57

Posts like this really make me look forward to becoming a parent.

ahsanmasood 4

Sunday 5 January 2014 21:13

i love your mom :)

somuchfeels 11

Sunday 5 January 2014 21:18

Your mom is a vindictive lunatic.

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Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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Today, while showering, I finished off the shampoo bottle. I decided to see if I could shoot it into the trash can over the shower curtain. When I heard the successful "thunk", I got so excited I slipped and cracked my head open. FML

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