By leastitwasntsurpriseanal - 22/08/2014 20:26 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the living room. I jumped up and went running, only to find out it was my mother, who'd screamed at some dramatic plot twist in a Sex and the City episode. FML
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I wouldn't put "mom" "scream" and "sex" in the same sentence. I have been scarred too many times...

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At least she's okay.

She is not okay. something very serious has just happened on Sex and the City

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I wouldn't put "mom" "scream" and "sex" in the same sentence. I have been scarred too many times...

What have you been put through?

@31 Try Google Video searching those words, and you just might get a taste of what he's talking about.

That would be terrifying

Well that's one way to jump start your morning. Haha. Glad to know it wasn't anything serious.

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Why don't you take a look at the name of the FML, 27? That is the only reason they made that comment.

Judging by your down votes, they didn't want to look

Oh yes, because I'm an idiot for replying to a comment. Thanks for determining my intelligence level for me.

#40 Yep. You are.

sounds like a very justified reason! sex and the city is very serious indeed

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That sounds like a sex and the city episode.

That sounds like a sex and the city episode title.

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