By Anonymous - United States
Today, my wife threatened to end our relationship if I didn't skip work and stay at home. She's into astrology, and apparently when one of those money-grubbing frauds writes "betrayal will come from someone close to you", it's reason enough to suspect that I'll cheat on her. FML
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  maybeeiwill  |  11

132 - there is a clear difference between slavery, animal sacrifice and astrology, by thousands of years I would hope most people would assume I was referring to the relevance astrology had in ancient times and their understanding of it and building things in relation to it. In that sense, trying to discover how they accurately depicted those things, astrology has it's role.

  TheNewGuy03  |  28

It really seems like she's one of those stereotypical lardass wives that fester in their couch all day, poring over the horoscopes while munching on Little Debbie snack cakes and puffing on a Marlboro cigarette, but I'll give her the benefit of the doubt.

I'm just wondering if the dude knew about her penchant for believing in stupid shit before he married her, because that would be his own damn fault.

Like in most marriage-related problems, OP must first try to dissuade her from being a gullible idiot who makes bullshit threats. If that doesn't work, then...well, you know. The "d" word.

|the kid|