FML : Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep,...

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Today, my alarm went off at 6.30. I woke up disorientated, as usual. I looked up and saw a dark, mysterious figure entering my room. Still half asleep, I screamed and dived under my covers. The dark, mysterious figure was my mom. I'm a 21 year old guy. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By screamo - / Saturday 2 May 2009 20:44 / United Kingdom

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By trevorus | 0

#164015 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:44

You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

By mogan_fml | 0

#164037 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:58

dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.

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By RhiannonD | 0

#164014 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:42

LOL.

By trevorus | 0

#164015 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:44

You're one of them manly men, aren't you? Hehe...

amc813 | 0

#1002664 - Saturday 22 May 2010 21:24

hahaha =p

By unwantedx | 0

#164024 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:49

pmsl!

By chicka18 | 0

#164029 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:52

you are a douche. LOVE IT.

By mogan_fml | 0

#164037 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:58

dang. i wish i had a big, strapping young man like you around my house.

By swimdudeno1 | 0

#164039 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:58

Don't know why you have so many YDTOs....Sucks for you.

By CaptainJellyBean | 0

#164040 - Sunday 3 May 2009 9:59

Haven't you guys heard?

What? That the bird is the word?

Screw grabbing for your pepper spray, dive under your duvet.

By fantome_fml | 0

#164045 - Sunday 3 May 2009 10:05

#4 maybe he's living at home while he's going to school. Not everyone can afford college and their own place, it's still perfectly acceptable for him to live at home, especially in todays economy.