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Insane parents

By mermyth - 28/10/2022 04:00 - United States

Today, my mom came to my room to tell me that there were guests coming over. Five minutes later, she came to my room to scream at me for not doing the dishes, “like she just told me.” When? FML

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Michael Sawyer 11

Friday 28 October 2022 13:59

you must be a kid. When a parent says that "guests are coming over" that is code for clean up the mess around here.

Nikki 16

Friday 28 October 2022 15:56

Is it possible she’s told you 100 times before and just didn’t happen to tell you this exact time because she thought maybe you would’ve learnt by now?

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Michael Sawyer 11

Friday 28 October 2022 13:59

you must be a kid. When a parent says that "guests are coming over" that is code for clean up the mess around here.

SirEnigM0nk 22

Monday 31 October 2022 7:12

Hence why I don't use code words. On the rare occasions I want someone to do something, I tell them directly.

Nikki 16

Friday 28 October 2022 15:56

Is it possible she’s told you 100 times before and just didn’t happen to tell you this exact time because she thought maybe you would’ve learnt by now?

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