By Anonymous - 16/10/2019 16:00

Spider-man

Today, I tried to catch a spider in a glass. It was on the paper and I wanted it to fall into the glass, but I moved the paper the wrong way, screeched like a banshee and flung the glass at the floor. I was barefoot. FML
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By  PirateSnozzle  |  8

I'm afraid there's only one appropriate course of action, burn the house down. You also need to improve your spider catching technique for next time. Glass down first then slide paper underneath. Sorted.

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By  PirateSnozzle  |  8

I'm afraid there's only one appropriate course of action, burn the house down. You also need to improve your spider catching technique for next time. Glass down first then slide paper underneath. Sorted.