By lacsmac2 - 01/11/2015 14:10 - Australia

Today, there was a huge spider on my ceiling, so I grabbed a shoe to deal with it. Just as I jumped up to smush it, my idiot brother flicked the light off. I missed the spider, but it didn't miss my face as the impact caused it to fall. FML
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lexiieeex3 32

Did your brother flick the switch off on purpose? That would be a major dick move. You don't fuck with people when spiders are involved.

Spiders are dicks

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Spiders are dicks

Siblings are too

Spiders would say the same about us. At least they don't go around smashing humans.

UserError94 18

Word

mds9986 24

No they aren't. Spiders are extremely important to the environment and they rarely mess with humans. They just look scary and that's why people hate them.

Did you at least kill the spider with your face?

It must've been afraid of the dark

lexiieeex3 32

Did your brother flick the switch off on purpose? That would be a major dick move. You don't fuck with people when spiders are involved.

I feel like it has to be on purpose. Otherwise, brother's got some incredible timing.

lexiieeex3 32

Nah I've had a few coincidental instances of fuckery where people have done things at inconvenient times and one of us ends up traumatized. I was just curious to see if that was the case or if it was done purposefully because the FML portrays the brother in a neutral light.

I would throw my shoe at my brother if he did that to me. Right after I finished freaking out about the spider on my face.

Rookie mistake, should've been using a desert eagle for that shit.

I prefer gasoline and a lighter.

It's Australia they don't have guns there

ScottVining 21

Well look on the bright side, it didn't go into your mouth.

nityasomaiya 46

Or did it?

cassidi24 10

Gives me goosebumps just thinking about it ?

Did you use your shoe anyway?

You should turn the light off, then accidentally hit him in the face with your shoe