Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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AriesAngel41288 0
Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.
samurijack22 0
Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something. Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.
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Comments (83)
xxmollyxx 25
Why did you have to sneak in if they weren't home?
babygraprefruit 0
If a taser delivers too much shock it can put you in the hospital. Especially with smaller people.
aero_fml 0
My thoughts exactly..
Vaetrus 0
What guy doesn't want to walk into their room and be surprised by their sister with a pulsing electronic device standing over their unconscious girlfriend? No one said she broke the backdoor or climbed a tree to get into the place. She might just have meant that she snuck outta her place to his without any parental knowledge. The sister could have caught her on the way through the unlocked front door and did the job with the taze. Also, read the other comments, there are some pretty good ways for this to be true. People are just so close-minded.
getreadysetfml 0
lmao simply lmao
Bloodknight 22
A taser won't put you into the hospital unless maybe she shocked you like 5-6 times first which I doubt.
ssbu 0
absolutely fake. 1. tasers dont knock you out, so you wouldnt wake up anywhere. 2. tasers dont put you in the hospital, awake or out.
popostevo236 0
The only way a taser could put you in the hospital is if she tased you at the tops of the stairs and ya fell down them. I've been tased several times. I've tased lots of people. Some people get 20 second rides. NEVER gone to the hospital. Totally fake!
popostevo236 0
Oh, and even if you are standing in water, rain, shower... does not increase the danger. A shock from a taser equivalent to rubbing your socks on the floor and then touching someone.
Pandasaur 0
It's like someone said earlier--there's a possibility that she was tased, fell down, and hit her head on something hard enough to get knocked out. We don't know for sure, so it's not necessarily "totally fake."
Kickass89 0
Hhmmmmmm ... You zigged when you shouldve zagged hahahaha yeah just totally went there
nazooer 11
Um? she could have heard noises in the house and grabbed it? she could have just walked in and heard something and grabbed it? god people are simple minded
Best_Loser 0
If the parents weren't there, why did you sneak in? What do you do when they are home? Ring the doorbell and greet them?