Health: Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing...

By epicfail - 28/05/2011 06:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 24 585

You deserved it 37 392

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By Anonymous - 27/06/2011 23:45 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend tried to climb up to my third story window in the early hours of the morning. Just before he got to the top, he slipped and fell to the ground. My dad had to drive him to the hospital at 3am. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 894

You deserved it 7 716

By sydsophnova - 02/07/2009 03:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was on the roof of his house. I climbed the ladder but I'm kind of scared of heights, so when I got up there I just sat on the edge. The gutter broke, fell down, and I fell along with it. My boyfriend then said, "I've been trying to tell you to go on a diet". FML

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You deserved it 9 474

Nice try

By groundedasfuck - 24/05/2014 20:24 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I snuck out of the house to go to a party. When I got back later, I tried climbing back up the rope-ladder I'd set up earlier, leading back through my bedroom window. I was halfway up when it broke free. I sprained both my ankles and had to shamefully ring the doorbell to get back in. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 102

You deserved it 55 165

Sneaky

By TasedAndDazed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML

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You deserved it 43 639

That escalated quickly

By marrying this man - 10/10/2023 07:30

Today, I broke my boyfriend's nose trying to pop his blackheads. His leg jerked in shock, kicked my leg, and I fell, breaking the mirror, cutting myself, and slamming into the bathroom sink. I woke up in the hospital, with over a hundred stitches, and my poor boyfriend in jail for suspected domestic abuse. FML

I agree, your life sucks 804

You deserved it 261

Paranoid

By Anonymous - 10/03/2023 06:00

Today, after I was locked out of my apartment, I went down the leaf-filled ravine behind the building to get to the fire escape ladder, climbed up four stories and over the balcony, then wiggled through the window on my stomach onto the living room floor. Now I'm back inside and paranoid about robbers doing the same. FML

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You deserved it 207

Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 347

You deserved it 5 231

By Arielle - 31/01/2012 11:07 - Australia

Today, I went to the hospital emergency room to visit my boyfriend who had badly sliced his leg open. It ended with me being admitted with a possible head trauma, after hitting my head on the wall and floor as I collapsed at the sight of his wound. FML

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You deserved it 4 397

By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 625

You deserved it 72 513

By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 392

You deserved it 5 447

footballfreak65 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:29

wow wat an idiot bf

mike3775 35

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:34

I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly

Comments

footballfreak65 6

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:29

wow wat an idiot bf

Mindtrap 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:52

agreed, he had a perfect view of her ass (or better yet, if she was wearing a skirt) but he looked at his phone instead

iSitt 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:17

don't let him drive

swimchica22 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:46

wow time to get a new boyfriend!

notsocrazee 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:12

wow you're really fallin' for him aren't you?

levijase 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:56

Win!

cfalen 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 0:21

wouldn't a ladder make more noise than a door shutting?

JohannMedina 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:38

That's what you get for sneaking out of school. YDI for being a juvenile delinquent.

MissBrainDamage 0

Monday 30 May 2011 0:24

Please don't stay with him- he didnt care about you enough to Hold a ******* ladder for you

Jiplo 18

Monday 19 March 2012 5:02

I don't think she was sneaking out of school...

krty402 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:29

you can't hold on?

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Monday 30 May 2011 3:33

oh like u could on a falling ladder?

mike3775 35

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:34

I dont know whether to laugh or feel bad for you honestly

Tayman24 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:34

why would he move the ladder if he just got a text?

xxGheTToGumbYxx 16

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:07

some people can't multi task :/

DjeePee 24

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:35

Especially men. Good for OP that she knows where his priority's are.

mattmadden 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:11

Well 35 if you feel like being sexist go right ahead. Realize that there are different flaws in every person. You can't criticize men for one man's flaws. Vice versa for women. I could say women are bad drivers. But the reality is there are women who are good drivers too. Anybody understand what I'm saying?

No_LoveMM 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 19:02

35 is right men can't multi task so they don't...women can and so they do...especially while driving which make them shitty drivers... sexism goes both ways.

KiddNYC1O 20

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:00

Still not top notch multitasking since they're "shitty drivers".

OhMeShell 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:23

Yeah, I hate to jump on the bandwagon here, but there really aren't THAT many women who are "good drivers".

No_LoveMM 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:38

60 I don't know about you, but even if you are the goddess of multitasking, it sounds like a pretty dumb idea to do it while driving.

No_LoveMM 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 20:41

61 you confuse me...I am not a woman...I have been in 3 accidents but have never been in an accident where I am the one driving the car.

No_LoveMM 3

Saturday 28 May 2011 21:56

no...

iReadFmlsFml 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 2:20

5, exactly what I was thinking

flighted 1

Sunday 29 May 2011 3:00

he probably moved it so he could get his phone out his pocket or something. I doubt he was already holding his keys and the ladder at the same time to begin with

flighted 1

Sunday 29 May 2011 5:11

phone* I dunno where the "keys" part came into my cmnt.

That0therguy 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 8:11

His phone was from the early 70s.

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:36

That's why it always helps to install a foam pit in your front/back yard.

example947 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 17:18

I've got one :) comes in handy all the time

iLolAtYou9001 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:36

YDI for trying to sneak out.

basketballforeve 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:05

true!

airborn54 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:36

I hope you learned your lesson? don't sneak out of third story buildings

ifbrockd 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 20:26

that's what front doors are for

WeaverSka 16

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:37

Your boyfriends an ass if he prioritises a text, over the safety of his girlfriend. Either that, or he cant handle more than on task at a time, and has ADD...

iAmScrubs 19

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:41

keevarou- He had a short attention span and, when the text came, he forgot about his girlfriend.

MurphyS94 4

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:08

ADD stands for Attention Deficit Disorder, meaning it's difficult to concentrate on one thing for long. Otherwise known as having a short attention span...

MurphyS94 4

Sunday 29 May 2011 4:10

Actually, a lot of people DO have it. It's not a rare thing to have it and not notice because it's extremity can vary. Chances are that many people with a short attention span actually have ADD, but it isn't severe enough to seriously impact their life so they don't go to the doctor for it.

jbo116 0

Sunday 29 May 2011 6:25

Trust me, I don't have... ohh! what's that over there?

isallwaysme 27

Friday 26 April 2013 12:42

I have ADOLAS. Attention Deficit Oh Look A Squirrel.

sugarnspicee 8

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:38

You should've fell on top of him. :)

CEG3 0

Saturday 28 May 2011 18:29

ultimate T-bag

SirJamie77 7

Saturday 28 May 2011 16:41

It was part of his despicable plan OP. You were supposed to break your neck upon impact and he would live happily ever after with the other girlfriend he has!