Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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AriesAngel41288 0
Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.
samurijack22 0
Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something. Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.
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Comments (83)
Dubstep_fml 1
#34 you gotta love him. not only is his grammar horrible, but he doesnt know what i taser is. it electrocutes you. it doesnt inject toxins in you
LilaBear 1
"A shock from a taser equivalent to rubbing your socks on the floor and then touching someone." Are you serious?? I saw a video of a cop being tasered by another cop (on purpose, for an official demonstration in front of other cops) and he collapsed. This bloke was big, 6 feet, prob 200lbs. It is not the equivalent of rubbing your socks on the floor and touching someone. Do a bit of research.
LilaBear 1
To all the losers saying "fake" or "tasers don't put you in hospital": YOU DON'T KNOW ALL THE DETAILS. People have been killed by tasers used incorrectly. What if the boyfriend's sister tased her several times? What if she collapsed and hit her head on something? What if she had a heart condition that reacted badly to the electric shock? Generally playing soccer doesn't put a person in hospital either, but if something goes wrong WHILE you're playing soccer you could end up in hospital! You don't know all the details therefore you cannot call 'fake'.
KelMarCos 3
If his parents weren't home then why did you have to sneak in the house?? YDI for not waiting for your boyfriend to come to the door and let you in. I always wait outside until my boyfriend comes to the door- whether his parents are home or not. It's called respect, otherwise you're trespassing whether it's your boyfriend's house or not.
flinkpamingo 0
WHY would you do that? Why would you risk getting shot or tazed? This should be marked in your list of stupid things NOT to do.
thegovunah 0
i HATE it when you try to do something nice, and something unforeseeable goes horribly wrong. maybe we should just all be assholes, then no one will sit a 4-way stop signs telling eachother to go ahead.
Ninjaface 0
That sounds like a very negative experience.
WhatsHerName_ 0
people saying fake are idiotss, look at all comments before you judge, i agree with the people saying you shouldnt have snuck in & got your boyfriend to greet you, i agree that YDI.
meta_knight_486 5
"Don't tase me, bro!"
katiebella1988 0
wow. poor girl! hope you are ok.