Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
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Today, I woke up to a stranger in my bed. Just as my parents responded to my screaming, I remembered that I'd helped my boyfriend sneak in through my window last night. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I have an extra key. I snuck into his bed with sleep with him and noticed how soft his skin was. Turns out I had been feeling up the girl he was sleeping with and he was in the bathroom. FML
Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck into my house and hid in my closet. Knowing that I have a phobia of people jumping out of closets, he nonetheless thought it would be funny to see how I'd react. I had a panic attack and was taken to the hospital. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my parents over dinner. During the meal, he excused himself to the bathroom, and when he didn't come back after a few minutes, I went to check up on him. I ended up finding him in the living room, pocketing a pack of ambien from my mom's bag. FML
Today, I told my dad I couldn't make the trip to see him this weekend because I had to work. I surprised him by driving ten hours, and while he was out, I let myself in with my key and hid behind the couch for when he came in. He walked in. I jumped out. I then had to call 911. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced me to sneak out. As I was climbing out of my 3rd floor window, he got a text and moved the ladder. Now I'm in the hospital with two broken ribs. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
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AriesAngel41288 0
Way to go killer. If you're gonna sneak in, make sure the boyfriend is there to greet you. Moron.
samurijack22 0
Yea she could of been climbing a tree to get her boyfriends window and got tased and fell out the tree. She might have snuck in the house, got tased, and fell and hit her head off something. Since no one knows all the details it's not really anyone's place to call her a liar.
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Comments (83)
superboboboi 0
dude.. its the states...
skater847 0
she could be a cop or her parents are cops and she could have gotten it illegally
Link_Asriel 0
mostly true but then they say that the worst that OC (Oleo-resin Capsicum) spray can do is severe skin irritation but i had all of the skin on my lips and inside my nostrils with second degree burns from it. also you guys probably use well made and quality controlled devices, not some cheap ass import from china that's probably set to the wrong parameters or something.
notsorandomguy 18
So, 69, you're a police officer and you train younger officers to rub their socks and touch criminals to control them? SO FULL OF BS!
TishaPort 0
Hahah. You definitely deserved it. If the parents weren't going to be there though why would you sneak?
Rammer3500 23
The whole point of a taser is that it puts you out. I have one. I know.
Kaylana_fml 31
I have been tased and dry-stunned by a taser many times for training and certification in law enforcement and also carry a personal civilian stun gun. This has almost no chance of knocking you unconscious much less putting you in the hospital. I really want to know what pre-existing condition the author has to have ended up as such, especially so that we can report it and make sure to watch out for that condition.