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By eayers2689 - 30/05/2009 16:19 - United States

Today, I went to a barbecue and noticed a girl that I had be interested in. When I walked up to ask how she was doing I noticed she had some BBQ sauce on her face. Jokingly I licked my thumb and reach to remove it. It turned out to be a scab from a pimple she had popped earlier. FML

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By bleeding - 06/12/2009 01:24 - United States

Today, while I was waiting for an interview, I picked at a something I felt on my chin thinking that it was just some food. I had a good interview. Then I got into my car and looked in the mirror, and saw that I had blood smeared all over my chin. Turns out I had picked a zit. No one told me. FML

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You deserved it 6 596

By Anonymous - 14/10/2015 13:45 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I was talking with some friends and the girl I like. During a lull in the conversation, she looked at me and said, "Ugh, I really wanna pop your zits." FML

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You deserved it 3 425

By davincourt - 29/04/2012 18:31 - United States - Apollo Beach

Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML

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You deserved it 2 998

By lalanon - 03/04/2009 05:16 - Australia

Today, my friends were being rude to me, so I decided to be nice to a boy that didn't have many friends. While I was talking to him he popped a pimple on his face and tasted it. FML

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You deserved it 33 450

By DopeDickDover - 26/10/2015 15:50 - United States

Today, at school, a cute girl kept glancing up at me, giggling, and looking away as soon as I looked at her. So naturally I walked up to her and asked if she wanted to go out sometime. She said she didn't like me, she was just laughing at how big a zit was on my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 372

You deserved it 2 565

Big tasty

By reisz618 - 31/05/2019 07:00

Today, I was at a barbecue and, unbeknownst to me, took a bite of really hot bacon. In my ensuing panic, I grabbed and took a swig of my friend's beer. It wasn't beer, at least not any more. She was using it as an ashtray, and I got a mouthful of cigarette butts. FML

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You deserved it 593

By CantPublish - 04/09/2012 22:02 - United States

Today, I saw a bug on a stranger's arm and as a knee-jerk reaction smacked it. It took me a second before I realized it was actually a loose scab. FML

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You deserved it 24 616

Tasty snack ideas

By Stellarum - 18/08/2014 15:13 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I listened to a little girl explain how her scabs taste great with lemon juice. FML

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You deserved it 4 228

By justmyluck? - 18/02/2011 03:02

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

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You deserved it 7 782

By pickit - 25/02/2010 02:26 - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I brought to her attention a rather large zit on the corner of her mouth. She called me an insensitive prick. I only pointed it out because I didn't want other people to see it and make fun of her. FML

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You deserved it 20 822

Katers22 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

I would slap you if you licked your finger then touched me. YDI, for way intruding a thing called personal space.

jillz 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 22:35

Did you actually put your spit on her face? F Her L

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harcleennorsbyk 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:10

Reaction: Ohh noo...

peanutbutterfly 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:11

im pretty sure this is more of an FHL first, she embarrassingly had her pimple scab mistaken for BBQ sauce and had to explain what it was and second, you disgustingly touched her face with your saliva

hopelessybroken 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:18

That's ever so slightly....well, creepy. i know i'd be creeped out if one of my close guy friends did that to me. I agree with 24. FHL.

wallythedolly 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:23

thats creepier than creepy.

sawabear15 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:26

Now that's just foul.

piddly_03 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:28

why is that creepy? lol i think its cute!

biwinning88 1

Wednesday 22 June 2011 4:06

how... they are not together its a huge violation of her personal space

holagranola 15

Saturday 5 January 2013 22:54

If my boyfriend did that to me, yes I would think it was cute. If a complete stranger did that to me, I'd probably slap them.

Meow34 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:29

Never touch a girls face like that unless you're her girlfriend. And how is a scab and BBQ sauce alike?

Beans12345 5

Saturday 27 April 2013 5:26

The color?

itz_a_jojo 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:29

Ew! Really?! Why would you try to touch her face with your saliva?

corey_kelly 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:37

sick dude

Googlemypants 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 23:41

evidently, if someone tried to touch my face after they licked their finger, they wouldnt have balls left what u did was gay D; no one i kno would do that O-o;;