By willieboom - 30/05/2009 15:18 - United States

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Today, I turned 30 years-old. My dad, the only living relative I have, gave me a call. Not to wish me a happy birthday, but to tell me about "a hot piece of ass" he nailed at the senior center last night. FML
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CassT 0
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Oho damn, no one needs to hear that. Happy birthday, man ! :)

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bosco_kk 0

Once my dad told me his complete sex life, with horrid, horrid details. So I feel your pain. FYL, and happy birthday by the way.

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CassT 0
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Oho damn, no one needs to hear that. Happy birthday, man ! :)

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DarkPrince_fml 0
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first of all happy b day 2ndly when i read this i got the inage of an old dude nailing an old chick. i cant un see this. fml

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dol567 0
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Woow you need to have a convo with him about that.

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ilovefatcats 12
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stop whinig at leas he calls u -_-

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wowihatemylife 1

wow thats just wierd happy birthday!

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nutmeg 0

Wow what crap. lol

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bosco_kk 0

Once my dad told me his complete sex life, with horrid, horrid details. So I feel your pain. FYL, and happy birthday by the way.

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TheVerne 0
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Happy Birthday :) Hope the rest of your day was better...

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GDI 0
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Are you mad that he's getting more action than you?

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24788 6
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lol, that's just fucking creepy.

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couturegirl2 7

hottayy

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subarchetta 0
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What a loving dad.

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angel03260 0

happy birthday. your dads a g.

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