FML : Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my...

Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justmyluck? / Friday 18 February 2011 03:02 /

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By LowLives | 9

#2095188 - Friday 18 February 2011 8:56

owned no but really that was mean of her

By rafty4life | 3

#2095194 - Friday 18 February 2011 8:57

Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.

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By LowLives | 9

#2095188 - Friday 18 February 2011 8:56

owned no but really that was mean of her

clarkey | 0

#2095428 - Friday 18 February 2011 10:04

Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!

clarkey | 0

#2095430 - Friday 18 February 2011 10:04

Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!

clarkey | 0

#2095433 - Friday 18 February 2011 10:04

Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!

Surfer7456 | 7

#2095467 - Friday 18 February 2011 10:15

Don't really see how that was mean of her. I would have laughed my ass off if someone did that in front of me. Also, not sure why you left op-that's just one way to get a conversation going :-p lol

Surfer7456 | 7

#2095470 - Friday 18 February 2011 10:18

well nvm-she was the one that left lol

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#2095580 - Friday 18 February 2011 11:21

this is just the beginning of your string of bad luck that will eventually lead to your untimely death. first its punching your self, next its being impaled analy by a 100 inch dildo.

redbluegreen | 40

#2095610 - Friday 18 February 2011 11:35

^ Sounds like a personal fantasy of yours.

millionaire93 | 0

#2096199 - Friday 18 February 2011 15:32

probably is..... >.<

By zoomdoom | 0

#2095191 - Friday 18 February 2011 8:56

fool of a took

killabee | 0

#2096163 - Friday 18 February 2011 15:10

LOTR reference eh, a bit old but I like it.

By rafty4life | 3

#2095194 - Friday 18 February 2011 8:57

Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.

Blackmail111 | 9

#2097937 - Friday 18 February 2011 21:57

looks like it's tome for some *puts on sunglasses* hand eye coordination

By KrazieKleo | 13

#2095221 - Friday 18 February 2011 9:01

Lol, eat some real food next time...

blarghityblarghh | 0

#2096100 - Friday 18 February 2011 14:38

Yeah, she left because of the food he was eating, you stiupod pendejo

mizzflory | 5

#2096206 - Friday 18 February 2011 15:35

fail for trying to be Spanish n not knowing how to spell

damselchelle | 4

#2097121 - Friday 18 February 2011 17:03

trying to be Spanish?
don't be absurd. Spanish folks can't spell. he succeeded.

By xbella | 8

#2095225 - Friday 18 February 2011 9:02

she's a dummie

sovetskiy | 8

#2097028 - Friday 18 February 2011 16:40

Only a dummy would trade a golden ticket for something as common as money...are you a dummy?

By allmidnighteyes | 10

#2095227 - Friday 18 February 2011 9:02

YDI for eating at Chipotle. Enjoy your firehole.

randy7027 | 0

#2095230 - Friday 18 February 2011 9:04

what's wrong with chipotle?

allmidnighteyes | 10

#2095306 - Friday 18 February 2011 9:19

The bathroom trip the next day is what's wrong with it. God damn that place.

Livelife121 | 30

#2095324 - Friday 18 February 2011 9:23

#7 I've never had it before, but I've heard it hurts a lot while "coming out" and will possibly give you diarrhea, maybe ever cause you to bleed(?). Luckily for OP, there's chipotleaway for his underwear, so he can continue on eating it,