Today, I ate at Chipotle. There was a girl sitting alone, so I asked if I could eat lunch with her. She said yes, and as I sat down I tried to open my bag of chips. When trying to do so, my hand slipped, and I punched myself in the face. She laughed, and promptly left. FML
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LowLives
| 9
owned no but really that was mean of her
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rafty4life
| 3
Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.
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LowLives
| 9
owned no but really that was mean of her
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clarkey
| 0
Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!
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clarkey
| 0
Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!
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clarkey
| 0
Hahaha stop hitting yourself comes to mind!
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Surfer7456
| 7
Don't really see how that was mean of her. I would have laughed my ass off if someone did that in front of me. Also, not sure why you left op-that's just one way to get a conversation going :-p lol
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Surfer7456
| 7
well nvm-she was the one that left lol
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
this is just the beginning of your string of bad luck that will eventually lead to your untimely death. first its punching your self, next its being impaled analy by a 100 inch dildo.
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redbluegreen
| 40
^ Sounds like a personal fantasy of yours.
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millionaire93
| 0
probably is..... >.<
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zoomdoom
| 0
fool of a took
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killabee
| 0
LOTR reference eh, a bit old but I like it.
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rafty4life
| 3
Not to bad, at least you didn't get shut down right away... or punch her in the face.
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Blackmail111
| 9
looks like it's tome for some *puts on sunglasses* hand eye coordination
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KrazieKleo
| 13
Lol, eat some real food next time...
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blarghityblarghh
| 0
Yeah, she left because of the food he was eating, you stiupod pendejo
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mizzflory
| 5
fail for trying to be Spanish n not knowing how to spell
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damselchelle
| 4
trying to be Spanish?
don't be absurd. Spanish folks can't spell. he succeeded.
don't be absurd. Spanish folks can't spell. he succeeded.
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xbella
| 8
she's a dummie
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sovetskiy
| 8
Only a dummy would trade a golden ticket for something as common as money...are you a dummy?
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
YDI for eating at Chipotle. Enjoy your firehole.
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randy7027
| 0
what's wrong with chipotle?
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
The bathroom trip the next day is what's wrong with it. God damn that place.
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Livelife121
| 30
#7 I've never had it before, but I've heard it hurts a lot while "coming out" and will possibly give you diarrhea, maybe ever cause you to bleed(?). Luckily for OP, there's chipotleaway for his underwear, so he can continue on eating it,
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Livelife121
| 30
*even
Not ever, my bad.
Not ever, my bad.
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krazy_glu3
| 0
everyone tells me the chipotle gives them the shits. haha. I've never been though sooo can't say it's true. not gunna find out either!!!
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carcinogan
| 0
it never gives me the shits man you guys have some bad chipotle lmao
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explodingmuffint
| 0
I bleed everytime I poop ;)
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lalagirl912
| 0
these comments reminded me of a southpark episode
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lolitaababy
| 0
ahahahahahahha good one!
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blarghityblarghh
| 0
What's wrong with dogs? The ladies love little dogs. Oh wait... you've probably never gotten laid before, my bad
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penguinonastairc
| 0
Says the eggs. LOL.
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sweet_candy_
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lol facepalm op
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YtotsDI
| 0
9 I am afraid you are mistaken
it is not facepalm its facefist tyvm -.- lol
it is not facepalm its facefist tyvm -.- lol
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Doortje
| 28
She probably thought you're an abusive tool.
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allmidnighteyes
| 10
Or that he was Tyler Durden.
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redbluegreen
| 40
In that case, she'll be back. No one can resist the charismatic Tyler Durden.
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IHeartJimi02
| 0
13, amazing movie!
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Kaeleyw
| 0
chipotle...... Shhh the goodness of home.
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FYLDeep
| 25
She must not having been looking for a masochist.