Smells like… victory

By sickofthesmelltoo - 28/02/2013 10:56 - Australia - Fitzroy

Today, my friends confronted me and told me that they no longer want to visit my house because my dog smells really disgusting. I didn't have the heart to tell them that the smell is actually my parents, who have been trying to "save water" by only showering once a fortnight. FML
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newburton13 26

I feel sorry for the dog, their sense of smell is 100 times that of ours.

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BurningGrannies 16

Then... how often do they give the dog a bath?

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BurningGrannies 16

Then... how often do they give the dog a bath?

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gc327072 30

Oh wait we're using old terms! So, once in a blue moon.

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iOceanus 18

I didn't know how long a fortnight was, so I googled it. I thought maybe it was 2 or 3 days, but 14 days? You have to cross the line somewhere...

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Mr_Mole 24

Sounds like they're doing a good job.

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newburton13 26

I feel sorry for the dog, their sense of smell is 100 times that of ours.

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Theclarksondales 8

But then again they like the smell of poop, so they might like the smell of Op's dirty parents

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billyz77 24

The dog is probably just fine. He likes to bury his nose in someone's crotch and eats anything that falls on the floor anyway so he's happy.

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igive 29

Wow, even then the dog takes the blame. First it's farts, now lack of bathing.

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emeraldisle 30

Tell your parents the truth. I'm sure they'll take a hint.

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lilhellian 26

But it was the friends he lied to.. And I would think he tried to tell his parents atleast once..

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fml121785 14

You could stock up on some baby wipes for them to freshen up between baths!

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lilhellian 26

BUt then they'll try to save on that to..

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HowieDoIt 21

Just tell them to shower together once a night, same savings, better smell.

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Bibliovore 26

(A fortnight is two weeks, not two days; it's from an old Middle English contraction of "fourteen nights.")

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jimbob_76592 5

Or just draw a bath of water before they get home and inform them if they don't use it they'll be wasting the water

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ScarletBloom 14

Why they assumed that it was coming from your dog? Your parents smelled like one?

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firefly319 7

Yep. I'm pretty sure that the OP addressed those questions in their post.

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SillyGirl4602 23

I am pretty sure that op's friends didn't expect the parents to smell that horrible.

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AH1Zviper 15

You could always make a mixture of soap and water and play the ol' bucket on top of the door prank.

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