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newburton13
| 26
I feel sorry for the dog, their sense of smell is 100 times that of ours.
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BurningGrannies
| 16
Then... how often do they give the dog a bath?
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BurningGrannies
| 16
Then... how often do they give the dog a bath?
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SuperTroll187
| 10
once a score I presume.
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gc327072
| 29
Annually.
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gc327072
| 29
Oh wait we're using old terms! So, once in a blue moon.
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iOceanus
| 18
I didn't know how long a fortnight was, so I googled it. I thought maybe it was 2 or 3 days, but 14 days? You have to cross the line somewhere...
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Mr_Mole
| 24
Sounds like they're doing a good job.
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newburton13
| 26
I feel sorry for the dog, their sense of smell is 100 times that of ours.
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Theclarksondales
| 8
But then again they like the smell of poop, so they might like the smell of Op's dirty parents
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billyz77
| 24
The dog is probably just fine. He likes to bury his nose in someone's crotch and eats anything that falls on the floor anyway so he's happy.
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igive
| 29
Wow, even then the dog takes the blame. First it's farts, now lack of bathing.
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emeraldisle
| 30
Tell your parents the truth. I'm sure they'll take a hint.
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lilhellian
| 26
But it was the friends he lied to.. And I would think he tried to tell his parents atleast once..
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fml121785
| 14
You could stock up on some baby wipes for them to freshen up between baths!
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lilhellian
| 26
BUt then they'll try to save on that to..
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sleepwalker13
| 25
Your parents are strange.
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HowieDoIt
| 21
Just tell them to shower together once a night, same savings, better smell.
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SirBreaksalot
| 9
Now that is Howiedoit.
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Bibliovore
| 26
(A fortnight is two weeks, not two days; it's from an old Middle English contraction of "fourteen nights.")
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picante72
| 24
Once a week then at least.
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jimbob_76592
| 5
Or just draw a bath of water before they get home and inform them if they don't use it they'll be wasting the water
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ScarletBloom
| 14
Why they assumed that it was coming from your dog? Your parents smelled like one?
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firefly319
| 7
Yep. I'm pretty sure that the OP addressed those questions in their post.
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SillyGirl4602
| 23
I am pretty sure that op's friends didn't expect the parents to smell that horrible.
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BadApple88
| 29
Ask them to please shower more often
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AH1Zviper
| 15
You could always make a mixture of soap and water and play the ol' bucket on top of the door prank.